Science

Science a deadly thing. Hurts peoples brains and makes people want to quit school forever.

Teacher: You have a science test tomorrow
Student: Kill me now

by Moe.14 April 29, 2021

Science

the process of unveiling God's brilliance

Learning the Science behind creation would be awesome!

by F. Lintner July 27, 2021

Science

The unbearable truth of reality and anything beyond. The meaning behind it changes as the human intellect discovers new meanings within the universe, but it will remain as the generic term "Science". Humans don't define "Science", it defines humans, and biology, and particles, and all and everything. Therefore the laws behind "Science" can be also understood as common sense.

A: "You peeled of a milky white substance, expect it to keep air in it and lift it up with a square attached to it, add some metal and a battery and expect it to tell you if water is going to fall from the sky in the next days? How is that making sense?"

B: "Science"

by lunatic human August 3, 2021

science

Something scientists don't want anybody to question or think of as pseudoscience, they want people to take it seriously as nothing but facts and answers, nothing but nonfiction.

Scientists want to convince people that they and their science are more serious than you and everyone else, and that it's why you should take them seriously rather than question them when really they're among the least socially responsible people, always experimenting with people's lives the way they do with their lab animals.

by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021

science

hell

this is science

by megatron369 March 3, 2022

Science

When people (who’s name isn’t Fanele) die and get their bodies dissecting by undergrad med/anatomy students.

Aphiwe’s body was donated to science, after her untimely death - at the hands of drugs.

by not fanele March 9, 2022

Science

Everything

Person 1: Can science just not be a thing?

Person 2: So you don’t want to be a thing

by ShanJam June 14, 2022