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alaskan sardines

An Alaskan sardine is a sexual act of freezing large amounts of semen in tubular popsicle trays, then using this "cumsicle" as a toy for masturbation
The porn stars are now starting a trend called "Alaskan sardines."
by thegreatjlinc February 8, 2017
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Sardines

A game much like hide-and-seek, but with one hider and multiple seekers. If one of the seekers finds the hider, then they squeeze in with them. This process repeats until there's only one seeker left looking, who loses the game and has to become the hider for the next round. It's called sardines due to how, by the end, all the hiders are packed into a tight space like sardines.
Person1: Hey you wanna go play Sardines?
Persons 2, 3, & 4: Sure.
Person 5: OK but this time I get to be the hider. I'm not squeezing under the coffee table with 3 other people again.
by NotASquidInDisguise January 20, 2024
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Sardine barrel

A musty, fishy, rancid, sour, foul, hurriundues, flaccid, unimaginably disgusting pussy. Thank you for your time.
1. Her pussy smelled so bad I jumped out of bed and screamed “damn bitch that sardine barrel making my eyes water, this is facial assault, IM CALLING 911

2. I like seafood so i Stick with the sardine barrel girls!
by Apple crust August 23, 2023
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sardine in salmon

When a bus or train is packed beyond intended capacity (just sardines) but there's clearly space that the dickheads in the back just aren't taking. Also called being a "sardine in a school of salmon"
I'm a sardine in salmon right now bro, move back, I'm suffocating over here.
by cutPanini March 29, 2023
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CP sardines

When you lay in your bed the opposite way around underneath your blanket. The bottom of the sheet is still tucked in and you are cozy like a sardine.
I could not get to sleep last night so I finally went to CP sardines and slept right through my alarm!
by DafunkyWERDman April 25, 2017
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racing sardine

He used to look like a beached whale, but now he looks like a racing sardine.
by ritederoli June 16, 2024
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Jeans Sardine

A woman’s vagina that is on the stink
She loves to munch on the jeans sardine
by Penfold mole November 5, 2023
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