Eggs and salt 

Nothing special.

A: Dude how was the massage

B: "meh it's just eggs and salt."

Eggs and salt by Blysk July 21, 2016

Daddy sales

A black guy who is very autistic and think he’s badass but really not because deep down he has a very small penis and his head is so fucking shiny it makes up for 30% of his body fat.

Dude do you know daddy sales.
Ya he is a very autistic person with a small dick.

Daddy sales by Sprite cranberry69 November 14, 2019

Ejaculation salt

The Korean name for Incineroar, a wrestling Pokemon and also the 69th unique fighter in Super Smash Bros Ultimate.

Ejaculation salt has the best final smash in Super Smash Bros Ultimate.

Ejaculation salt by Doosin January 20, 2019

Take it with a grain of salt

regard something as exaggerated; believe only part of something.

No matter what that dude says, take it with a grain of salt.

Take it with a grain of salt by ATOMINE July 16, 2017

Bradley Griffin-Salt 

A black man who happens to be the supreme overlord of the universe and 38 states of America, and of those left out states he is president. Also secretly the pope, and the single most richest man in the world, accumulating a wealth of a least 900 trillion dollars. Says is NZ-born, but in reality was sent from our ancestors of the universe, sent to save the world with his money and superiority. Bradley was the original Chuck Norris, however, became tired of this profession, and the particles around him to form a new chuck Norris. Can pay anything to do his will. Possible re-incarnation of Jesus. Few are worthy to stand in his presence. The population of the universe are his subjects. Upon nearing Bradley, one must prostrate ones self, and pray over 9000 prayers of thankfulness to the almighty for gracing us with his existence.

<subject1> Oh look, there's Bradley Griffin-Salt!
<subject2> All Hail!

Bradley Griffin-Salt by Faithful Subject October 28, 2012

boggle salt

The white powdery substance in a boggle game timer.

“Hold up,” asked Cliff. “Isn’t that just purple Boggle salt?”

boggle salt by Fishbrane June 27, 2020

Salt and Vinegar 

What Louis Tomlinson thinks (knows) what Harry Styles tastes like😏😏

Liam Payne: Don’t know why I’m ask, actually I wanna ask u about something, don’t know why I wanna ask u about, because I know what ur going to say. “ What flavor..is Harry?

Louis: Uhhhhh....Salt and Vinegar? I was trying to think of something inventive, but that was just the first flavor that came to me.

Salt and Vinegar by SkylanderForce July 23, 2018