cokefest rule

phenomenon where those who have invested time or money in something are far more likely to want to defend their investment as being worthwhile

"I spent the entire night re-typing an essay that I deleted by mistake"
"You know you can just restore it from the recycle bin?"
"Uh...yeah, but, I really learnt a lot doing it all over again"
"Cokefest rule!"

"That Red Hot Chili Peppers concert was amazing. All the songs they played were great. The $200 I spent on that ticket was totally worth it"
"Cokefest rule!"

"I'm really enjoying the new SimCity"
"Cokefest rule!"

by remnant_cokefest March 18, 2013

Rubley

An unexpected cock grab.

Jill was passing out rubleys at skybar last night like it was her job.

by duvalbill November 28, 2011

All Availability Rule

Regardless of their own status, men are fundamentally averse to encouraging a relationship between any woman and any other man.

Girl: "I love what you and Jane have together. I want that. I should say yes to Jim."
Guy: "No you shouldn't. He's a jerk. I hear he has done time and is $200k in debt."

Girl walks away dejected

Guy 2: "Why did you do that?"
Guy: "All Availability Rule. Never know when I may need her single"

by bobandbill April 25, 2011

Rule 34

A rule on the internet that states "If it exists, there is porn of it."

"Rule 34 ruined my childhood :("
"No, it made your childhood sexier."

by suburbandictionary August 29, 2013

ruler dick

Penis measuring 12" in length

Your girlfriend said I had a ruler dick

by LJBee August 7, 2017

Rule 1000

If you can't absorb the cringe you don't belong on the internet

Person 1: EWW!!! WHY DOES THIS FANDOM EXIST??
Person 2: Rule 1000
Person 1: I guess you're right.

by Thecompetentone September 28, 2018

Duncan Riley

The fastest runner in the world

I wish I was as fast as Duncan Riley

by Not Luc December 29, 2019