Golden Rule

You touch it, You suck it.

Oh shit you hit him in the balls! You know the golden rule, now suck it.

by fearandloathing1987 February 24, 2009

Asian Girl Rule

The Asian Girl Rule is a poem that states:

Chinese girls are for marrying,
Japanese for making love,
Other Asians can be pretty cute,
But Koreans are all the above.

Dude A: I can't decide where I should study abroad...

Dude B: Japanese Girls are Way hot!

Dude C: But if you're looking for love, you want Chinese...

Dude D: FUCKING N000000BZ!!!!! REMEMBER THE ASIAN GIRL RULE! *Breaks out into song*

by Sangki Song June 18, 2011

Universal Fat Guy Rule

The well known rule that fat people may make fat jokes or comments at other fat people without offending them.

It is not required to say "Universal Fat Guy Rule" after a big guy makes a comment to another, nor is it to just say "UFGR".

Skinny Guy: Nice moobs, Joe!
Joe (Who's a hefty fellow) : *punch to the face*

Harold (Also a big guy): Nice moobs, Joe!
Joe: *starts to look offended, but remembers the Universal Fat Guy Rule* "Thanks!"

by AShiftyLookingFatGuy June 18, 2010

The 6 Gram Rule

a stoners definition to a total looser who is almost unbearable to hang out with and the only exception to hanging out with him is "the 6 gram rule", meaning you are never to hangout with him unless he has 6 grams to smoke with you and your friends.

friend #1: Hey guys keith wants to chill with us tonight.
friend #2: Does he have 6 grams?
friend #1: Uhh, let me check.....No...
Friend #2: "6 Gram Rule" no exceptions.
friend #1: Okay il tell him to just fuck off.

by JollyRogerWeenis May 24, 2005

Golden Rule

States that its ok to have sex with a dude when its in a 3-way.
Featured in the song The Golden Rule by The Lonely Island.

Mary: You boys wanna do a 3-way? I know most guys don't freak together...

Boys: Well she forgot about the Golden Rule — a huh huh...

by Superman 4 The Quest for Peace October 22, 2011

Golden rule

Treat people like shit, that way they treat you like shit. Don't expect them to treat you like shit though, some people try to be friendly to try and get you to be friendly to them.

An asshole's golden rule is not the same as a friendly person's golden rule.

by Solid Mantis August 20, 2019

the fool's golden rule

If it was done to me, I can do it do you.

That dipshit JARemeee thinks its okay to be a dick, because somebody taught him the fool's golden rule. What a pleb.

by anonymous December 28, 2020