johnnie rolfe

sex god

i wanna be with a johnnie rolfe

by usuhhsuwggsj December 7, 2020

Rolfing

To post anti ATF/Fed bois memes on Facebook, not to be confused with Bubbaing which is to post pictures of terribly modded "Bubbaed" firearms

Dude Rolfing is my favorite Facebook activity of all time!

by Direwolf April 6, 2024

Rolfe, Iowa

It’s a small town in the middle of nowhere Iowa, and is relatively close to both Spencer and Fort Dodge Iowa. Not much else to say. Kinda boring ngl

Rolfe, Iowa is a small town of 500 ppl.

by Anonymous#28_4 June 26, 2023

johnnie rolfe

sex god

person 1: wow that guy is a sex god

person 2: his name must be johnnie rolfe!!

by usuhhsuwggsj December 7, 2020

Rolfs factor

A mathematical factor, used on equations to obtain the correct result, no matter the operation required to be performed.

"I cant get the correct result in this formula"
"Just use Rolfs factor"
"Oh yes, now it works"

by Wagio December 7, 2017

Rolf

Felix’s pet slime that unfortunately died in a zombie accident

Example #1 Rolf has a hat that’s so cute

by That’s a bruh moment September 1, 2019

An Old Idea Of Heinz Rolfes

When - in politics - a member of the minority party suggests an idea that is ignored, but a little down the road a member of the reigning party brings up the same thing and it gets approved instantly.

Do you remember the voting about that reasonable bill being struck down two years ago? -- Yes, however it got approved last week by the leading majority as an old idea of Heinz Rolfes!

by hglogike October 19, 2017