Dusty Rodriguez

The act of inserting powdered milk into one's vagina and queefing (vaginal farting) on the partners face.

Yo homez i was eating my bitch last night and she gave me a Dusty Rodriguez bro. Fucking gross

by the bro 696969 August 31, 2011

Ivan Rodriguez

One of the most famous and successful actors in homosexual pornography ever. He has sucked more cock than anyone else in history and been shafted in every orifice more times than anyone can count. He is an inspiration to homosexuals everywhere.

Hey, didn't Ivan Rodriguez suck Nick's cock 20 times yesterday?

Ivan robbed a sperm bank yesterday because he was thirsty.

by gangstaassnigga April 17, 2011

{alex rodriguez}

1. an overpaid pussy
2.a gay who uses purple lipgloss
3.a ballslapper/ballsucker
4.jeter's buttbuddy
5.a choking steroid filled homo
6.gay
7.should die
8. #1 homo prostitute in america

"{Alex Rodriguez} just sucked on jeter's penis for god luck in the game."
YANKEES SUCK

by u dont need to no March 27, 2008

Alex Rodriguez

By far the best baseball player in the world right now. Puts up amazing numbers and, yes, is overpaid, along with the majority of baseball players. Fields decently at third base because that awesome guy Derek Jeter isn't willing to move even though he's not the best fielder either, while A-rod was stellar at short before moving to the Yankees. Is renowned for "choking" in playoff situations, although those happen to be small sample sizes in which anything can happen, and before 2005 actually played really well in the playoffs. Is hated by many Yankees fans because they believe that over the past years he hasn't lifted the team as much as he should because he's the best player in baseball, although they could point to bad pitching and having players out of their prime under huge contracts (e.g. Jason Giambi). They fail to realize that without his play the Yankees actually would've been worse those years.

Jeter up to bat, with the Yankees tied. Hits a bloop for a single.
Yankee Fan: Nice, man, Jeter leads the team so well.
Alex Rodriguez up to bat, flies out to left.
Yankee Fan: Wow...he should take a couple of pointers from Jeter. Why are we paying this guy so much money if he doesn't will us to win?
Later in the game, Yankees up by 3. A-rod hits a home run.
Yankee Fan: Wow. Thanks for a meaningless home run, A-rod. Way to pad your stats and come up strong when we don't need it.

by rea5661 April 23, 2008

Dirty Rodriguez

Much like the Dirty Sanchez but after giving the victim a moustache, you give one to yourself.

After Jimmy gave Sally the Dirty Sanchez, he gave himself a Dirty Rodriquez.

by MainEvent April 8, 2003

Tyler Rodriguez

A Mexican that works in a family taco truck. Tyler started his taco business in Mexico. His dad got caught up in some trouble with the cartel and was force to leave his family. Tyler wanted to leave Mexico and go to America to sell tacos. Tyler tried to take his taco truck and bashing through the wall. Once Tyler got through he went to New York. In the Monroe area so he can blend in with the Jews and Mexicans. Tyler got hooked on crack. He started to lace the tacos and sell them to little kids. Tyler tried to play baseball but he was benched all year. Tyler quit baseball to sell tacos again. Then Tyler got hooked on fishing in hunting. He loves to try to feed the bass and transport them to his own pond that he built. One day he is Hoping to stock it with crappie so he can feed the family. His cousin is a blood so he hooks up with him on weekends and snort the good shit. Tyler loves overdosing and waking up in a black mans home.

Has anyone seen that spick Tyler Rodriguez.

by Dey call me ace painter slat June 21, 2020

Adam rodriguez

A dumbass Mexican who used the app ifunny and doesn’t know what ramen is

That Mexican doesn’t know what ramen is, he must be adam rodriguez

by Spidey420 August 16, 2018