Hobosexual

The opposite of Metrosexual. A guy with complete lack of style. One who could care less about what he is wearing or what other people think about his appearance. Usually has need for a haircut and shave.

Dude, what is Kramer wearing?
I don't know man, he's a Hobosexual.

by lawsal August 1, 2013

Hobosexual

Someone who's sexual orientation is only directed at the homeless.

random person: that hobo is so hot
other random person: are you a hobosexual?

by Harold Harkinam September 24, 2009

Ronsexual

People who with unreasonable devotion to footballer Cristiano Ronaldo and think he is better than Lionel Messi. Mostly found in the soccer community. They are in love with him but can't admit it.

Come on Tolis you are such a Ronsexual. Messi is the best.

by UnknownM10 fan March 6, 2021

rotosexual

1. (adjective) a sexual persuasion which describes a person who enjoys sexual-intercourse while spinning rapidly

2. (noun) a person who cannot seem to decide his/her sexual persuasion, thus constantly spinning around in regard to his/her sexuality

1. Last night, Linda took me to the merry-go-round at the park and got rotosexual with me.

by David December 31, 2004

Hobosexual

a person who doesnt really care about their looks too much at all, they can be noticed mostly by their stink scent, and their long unkept hair and/or beard. they often wear jerusalem cruisers people fitting this description are peter jackson, joe panicacci (you probably dont know him), and michael moore. the first recorded one being john the baptist

yo man you are such a hobosexual with your stank ass smell and thos jerusalem cruisers

by adamBeast308 June 30, 2010

Hobosexual

Someone who will engage in intercourse with anyone, regardless of gender, so long as that person will give them shelter near a fire.

I got locked out of the house again by the girlfriend. She probably think she's teaching me a lesson. Jokes on her because I'm hobosexual... All I need now is a schlepping bag or cardboard box to get all up in.

by IrishGuido81 February 9, 2014

hobosexual

a homosexual that has low aesthetic sense and could care less about appearance and style, similar to that of a typical heterosexual male. (gay version of metrosexual)

I saw this hobosexual wearing jogging pants at the gay bar last weekend.

by HomoArigato April 24, 2009