Bread Robber

A person whose appearance resembles that of a 16th century peasant. Often characterised by having eyes too far apart with wild, straw-like hair. Had they been born in the appropriate century they would have made a living stealing bread and committing other petty crimes of the day.

The kind of person who would make a cracking extra in any Robin Hood film.

Do you remember that guy at the car boot sale last week? He was a proper bread robber him.

by Asthmatic Mule April 22, 2015

Bathroom Bank Robber

When entering a public bathroom and the stink is so bad from some asshole that you have to pull your undershirt over your nose like an Old West bank robber.

Happens a lot in Corporate America where some jackass has eaten their rotten pig anus for lunch and then proceeds to expel the vile remains without using a Courtesy Flush.

"Christ the toilet smelled horrible but I had to piss so bad I couldn't go anywhere else. Then I remembered the Bathroom Bank Robber"

by Shickey Mickey April 17, 2012

I Got Robbed!

Phrase that really means I Got Fucked or the previous person that worked on this really fucked things up. Used to describe former co-workers that left projects in a royal mess and as the days and weeks go by after they left, each one of these landmines come up and bite you in the ass. You can identify a potential "Rob" before they leave if you overhear their conversation with customers include things like: "What happened was...".

Customer: My electrical gear didn't show up at the job site-when will it be ere?
Sales engineer: What gear and who are you with?
Hangup
Sales engineer: "I Got Robbed!"

by Leftover Meatloaf September 19, 2013

Broke a robber

When someone drops a dumbbell on your eye

When Abossy was lifting he broke a robber.

by Redneckfarmerboy35 March 7, 2017

Rite Aid Robber

Along time ago in 2016 Zach robbed a local Rite Aid and stole a track phone. Recently he has been seen with his accomplices Squeaky and Hendry.

Rite Aid Robber must of stole your track phone

by New Cumberland February 10, 2018

robbed

A expression used frequently after losing a game of ability draft.
Being robbed means one of your teammates didn't care about his team.

No interest in getting smart picks or helping in the lane.

You just get some setup-spell & rush memehammer. Sometimes you even claim mid to do it faster.
Or you go gloves & quelling to jungle after leeching xp for the first minute.

A: Man i just got so robbed.
B: What happend?
A: So he picked astral first, when there was a sick carry pool. Then he claimed mid, killed the enemy mid once & was completely useless after minute 15.
B: That sounds like getting robbed. Did you lose?
A: Yes, he didnt get scepter but octarine & refresher, didnt save anyone of us with his astral & just didnt deal any dmg. The enemies had enough time to farm bkbs and just outcarry us.
B: At least he didnt go jungle.

by blopppppppp August 17, 2021

Robbing It

The act of using the extra foreskin of an uncircumcised penis to hold all of the ejaculate after masturbation until going to the bathroom to avoid clean up. Also known as "Cum Hooding it", "Cum Pouching it", and "Cumveloping it".

Rob was "Robbing It" because his mom threw out his dream catcher and he didn't want to get his new bed sheets dirty.

One of my favourite things to do to avoid a mess is to be "Robbing It". That way, it just stays in my cum hood and I don't have to worry getting it everywhere.

by John Littlewolf November 5, 2009