Retardify

when someone stupid takes something simple and uses their moronic cunning to fuck it up.

I dont want to work with her, she is going to retardify the project.

by fidelity_is_not_my_thing December 14, 2008

retardified

Hav u ever came home with no pants on?, ran around a baseball field naked?, smashed holes in som poor girls ceiling?, kicked a pillow case for 1/2 a mile?, pretended u were a taxi in a 2door coupe?, rocked a yamicah nd read the torah?, or tried to rip down and a stall b/c ur friend wanted to take it home????....well then u my friend have been retardified. Being retardified is being in a state of mind of retarded.... you especially know your are retearditfied when ur boy spuds admitts to being boofed last weekend

I drank so much, im retardified
I smoked so much , im retardified
I snorted so much, im retardified
I enjected so much , im retardified
If u hav done any of the above, congradulate urself, u were once retardified

by billy and bob November 9, 2007

Retardism

when people (mostly in schools) exclude others who act retarded and may have a sense of superiority over this group.

u see those guys over there? They believe in retardism. they think they're so much better than us... BUT THEY'RE NOT!!!

by Retardism December 2, 2009

Retardiculous

A mashup of "retarded" and "ridiculous" meaning the subject is so stupid and silly that it hurts.

Soulja Boy's new video is so retardiculous I almost cried.

by Dysphoriawithcookies February 26, 2008

retardimacated

A word used to express distaste toward something or some action that was not expected or not appropriate. It comes from the word Retarded but is used more as an association to an action or a state of being.

"Dude, that is retardimacated..." or "That was a retardimacated thing to do..."

by Aleatore February 19, 2007

The Retardum Theory

A theory that states that anyone acting retarded while not having any mental health issues will later in life become retarded due to the brain being tricked by a person's actions that itself is afflicted with such condition. This effect has no known way of reverting to before it took place, but it is believed that concentrated doses of Flinstone Vitamin Gummies (specifically 1995 production doses) improves their affect.

Will: "Durr!! HURRRRRRR!"

Grace: "Hill stop acting like a fucking retard, haven't you heard of The Retardum Theory?"

by McJazzerVEVO October 19, 2019

retardifacation

The act of making one retarded

John just went through the process of retardifacation..and how do you feel John?

I WAANNT COOOKIES!!

by Requium of Blinding Flame December 22, 2008