National retard day

November 16th- a day to celebrate stupid people

Hey its only a month till national retard day where we can celebrate that stupid person for being stupid

by Couchblue77 October 14, 2019

full blown retard

A retard that is not like other retards, but an EXTREME retard.

Guy: hey what's going on? Retard: duhhhuhuh wee mee flap flap mee flap flap mee-ASS CONE guy: damn he is a full blown retard

by A random guy who is not gayy February 11, 2014

Retardashian

A brainless, whining, self-absorbed fame whore. They are famous for no reason whatsoever and have throngs of cameras following them everywhere they go. Common characteristics of Retardashians include: dark hair, large rear ends and small IQ's. They are often spotted on the arms of large, mouth breathing athletes. They have been known to marry just for fun.

Can you believe that Retardashian ended her marriage after only 72 days?

by kcsmawm1 January 28, 2012

Retard Logic

Something that makes so little sense that only a retard could possibly come up with it

Example) Apples are red, and lemons are yellow, so would an apple and a lemon mix make orange juice?
Sentence: Bruh this nigga usin retard logic

by TheRealistBullshit April 21, 2020

Full Retard in Love

The usual feeling one gets despite having been in numerous relationships and ignoring that sooner or later it'll end.

Predominately occurs with older teens and 20-somethings.

Only ignorance allows you to go full retard in love.

by Awrex December 17, 2011

Captain Retard

1. Edude

Im da gay captain retard that flys boats

by squadsquadyt September 6, 2019

Richard's Retard Ranch

A place where retards, like Richard or the fuckers who live above you in an apartment or dorm, belong. The people at Richard's Retard Ranch act like complete fags and don't know what the fuck they're doing, so they annoy the fuck out of you like the stupid little cunts they are. Most of them don't believe in Cunt church, and belong with Hitler down in hell. If one of these retards lives near you, deport them back to Richard's Retard Ranch like the president deports beaners back to mexico.

"Oh fuck, its a retard that belongs at Richard's Retard Ranch."

by 6fishyfishyfishyfish9 November 17, 2017