Regasm

An event that occurs when a registry entry becomes overly excited.

HKEY_OVERLY_AROUSED has thrown a regasm exception.

by _yaNIck_ December 27, 2012

reasonilize

When you're too retarded to think of rationalize so your mind thinks of the first thing close to it.

I'm trying to reasonilize how someone can be that stupid.

by Celina Crackers May 21, 2017

Horizontal reasoning

Logic applied uniquely when in the horizontal position.

"My horizontal reasoning says I can press Snooze one more time because I don't REALLY need a shower before my job interview."
or
"My horizontal reasong says it must be a good idea to have sex with them because LOOK! they're lying down beside me."

by FailedLogic October 19, 2011

The reason I will not succeed in life

See reddit

Cute cats and text on pictures is The reason I will not succeed in life

by Robert Shame m.d. May 8, 2013

cheesing for no reason

to be in a really happy mood without knowing why

Casey woke up cheesing for no reason

by Nip.z September 20, 2012

Nai we’re gettin to the reason

Whenever someone is in a scrapper mood towards you and you find out the reason and must let them know that you know.

Boy 1-Nai we’re gettin to the reason , nai we’re getting to the reason, who do you support?
Bai in a scrapper mood- Celtic
Boy 1-Scum, nai that’s the reason

by Bifter smythster November 2, 2019

ViTal Rema

A term used for someone that is extremely toxic towards opponents in a game. Relating to the FIFA YouTuber called Ashely Barton

That guy is such a ViTal Rema.

by TheAssignedDuplicate July 3, 2019