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The physical reaction caused by, after 3,871 tries and over 30 wasted hours, successfully registering a COM object on a Microsoft Windows OS.

Named for the program used to register assemblies in Windows.
Attempt #1: WTF does "Please give your assembly a strong name and re-register it." mean?????
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Attempt #3,870: WTF I still don't even see jackshit in the registry!!!!
Attempt #3871: YES! FINALLY! SUCCESS! Now I just need to change my shorts, cause I just regasm-ed in them.
regasm by mr dunderbak September 19, 2012
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An event that occurs when a registry entry becomes overly excited.
HKEY_OVERLY_AROUSED has thrown a regasm exception.
Regasm by _yaNIck_ December 27, 2012
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Regamortus 

An animal or mammal that rapes every living thing in sight.
Watch out Bob, there's a regamortus behind you.

regaslight 

when you gaslight someone, then admit to gaslighting them but then you play it off like you never admitted it, thus gaslighting them all over again
**takes a serious psychological toll on someone USE WITH CAUTION**
i want to regaslight the shit out of my neighbor today for a fun prank

Regastitute 

A female slut that shows up to sailing regattas not to sail but to get banged by as many drunken sailors in the cabins of their boats as possible. She typically claims to know how to sail but generally doesn't know shit. She will often wear a bikini to advertise her intentions on the racecourse. Sometimes she can be referred to as a cockpit not to be mistaken with the after middle section of a sailboat where the crew will sit. She'll wear the latest team logo gear as if she's a sponsored pro even if she had only sailed on the boat once, the owner gave her the gear hoping he would have a turn with her later.
She will seek out to hook up with the best sailors first but will settle for any hard penis by the end of the rum party. There is always at least one at every regatta, and she will probably bring by her equally slutty friend that has nothing to do with sailing at all but has the same intentions.
"Hey I heard the regastitute is here sailing on bow #32, Think I'll take her down below later for a little "offshore drilling." "Yeah Man, Any port in a storm"
Regastitute by JohnnyJboats March 9, 2009

Reasmeiy 

Ray of light; the eternal child, the goddess of beauty, the mother of creation, Queen of Cambodia, the fortunate one, the first female president and liberator of Modern day Cambodia. She walks in anger, beauty, courage, grace, hell, humility, love, pain, and truth. She is the cosmic woman. She is the true meaning of life. Reasmeiy is the protector of Cambodia.
To know Reasmeiy is to experience life in all its form.
Reasmeiy by Kolapangkor February 5, 2010

Regismic 

It is a combination of "really" and "orgasmic." It is along the same lines as spectacular, stellar, awesome, and fantastic. But it trumps all of those. It is the ultimate adjective.
Those cookies were regismic.

You were just regismicly brosted.

Rachel is a regismic student.
Regismic by reswein September 10, 2011