A large mechanical NUISANCE WHOSE ONLY PURPOSE IS TO DESTROY MY FACE ON WORLD OF WARCRAFT. I HATE THEIR EXISTENCE
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He also HATES turtles
He also HATES turtles
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by Huge Tako May 5, 2022
Get the Reiner Braun I want to Kill Myself mug.When you take a shit for so long that you make your legs go numb. When you try and stand up you fall onto the floor.
Dude i sat on the toilet so long last night that i pulled a Shitstopher Reeves and smashed my head off the floor.
by CroppingMeat November 2, 2011
Get the Shitstopher Reeves mug.A resident at the freshman dorm Reinert, at Saint Louis University. Unlike the other freshman dorm, Griesedeck, Reinert has only 10 floors and is a good two blocks from the main campus. Reinert is located near the shady Shell and Del Taco, both of which are life threatening, especially at nightfall. It is a strong hold for the Chinese international students, who can be found in the lobby playing pool and billiards. The dorm was previously a hotel and has pool, but it is not on. Like aliens we are far from the center of the university, but we do have our own bathrooms.
by danimal12 March 22, 2009
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Get the redvers mug.The Reeves' Paradox is a term for when the following sequence of events results in operational disaster for Small and Medium-sized Enterprises (SMEs):
(1) The management of a business does not believe that it is susceptible to cyber attacks and/or that businesses is not overly reliant on technology.
(2) Following on from (1), the management of the business reject the warnings and assistance of industry experts.
(3) When the computer system of the business is attacked the management realise the false nature of their assumptions in (1) and (2).
(4) After the attack in (3) the business is crippled by lack of access to their computer systems.
Origin: the term derives its name by way of reference to two prominent actors; Keanu Reeves (star of The Matrix) and Christopher Reeve (Superman). The concept was first anecdotally referenced in a Cyber risk management conference in Australia, at which a presenter noted “SMEs that fall prey to the Reeves’ Paradox are by default always ‘inside’ the matrix but they think they aren’t. And then, when they finally realize they are, all is too late – the damage is done, and they end up paralyzed!”
(1) The management of a business does not believe that it is susceptible to cyber attacks and/or that businesses is not overly reliant on technology.
(2) Following on from (1), the management of the business reject the warnings and assistance of industry experts.
(3) When the computer system of the business is attacked the management realise the false nature of their assumptions in (1) and (2).
(4) After the attack in (3) the business is crippled by lack of access to their computer systems.
Origin: the term derives its name by way of reference to two prominent actors; Keanu Reeves (star of The Matrix) and Christopher Reeve (Superman). The concept was first anecdotally referenced in a Cyber risk management conference in Australia, at which a presenter noted “SMEs that fall prey to the Reeves’ Paradox are by default always ‘inside’ the matrix but they think they aren’t. And then, when they finally realize they are, all is too late – the damage is done, and they end up paralyzed!”
Use: "given your organisation may fall prey to the Reeves' Paradox I would suggest educating your staff about the perils of the online realm"
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