Detroit Red Wings

The New York Yankees, New England Patriots, or Los Angeles Lakers of hockey; take your pick.

The Detroit Red Wings don't win the Cup, they buy it!

by Dodger of Zion May 13, 2008

Detroit Red Wings

NHL Ice hockey team.

Most OVERRATED Team in the NHL with the cockiest fans that think they can't be beat.(they can)

Jack: Remember June 12, 2009 when the Pittsurgh Penguins beat the Detroit Red Wings in their arena in game 7 to win the Stanley Cup?

Natalie: Yeah it was a great day in hockey

by natalie298755 October 4, 2009

White Trash red wings

when you punch a girl in the face and make her nose and mouth bloody and then make her give You oral sex.

You know whats funnier than a normal blow job, White Trash red wings.

by lifeispain567 April 1, 2009

Red Wings

When you fuck a girl on her period. Taylor you fucking idiot.

Taylor thought eating a girl out on her period was getting your Red Wings. He was wrong.

by Bigbossdaddy83 September 4, 2020

salty red wings

eating out a cunt when a chick is on the rags

I really enjoyed getting me salty red wings when I chewed out my girlfriends snatch while she was on the rags.

by FROSTY g April 22, 2008

Detroit Red Wings

the oldest team in the NHL not by age of franchise but by average age of players

brett hull played for the Detroit Red Wings he was like 57

by theevilpower December 25, 2005

red wings

The Detroit Red Wings are the New York Yankees of the NHL; every year they have a high payroll, are always in the running for the championship, and will stop at nothing to acquire a great player for a playoff run.

The Red Wings are Stanley Cup contenders every season; I, along with many others, am happy if and when they get knocked out of the playoffs.

by Dewey June 2, 2004