Deviated Rectum

What happens to your ass after a hot, rough night of anal lovin'

gavin's 8-incher left cliff with a deviated rectum that now needs some repairin'

by catfight12 January 9, 2009

Bumpy Rectum

A rectum that is bumpy, due to excessive lovin'

Lucas loves Megan May's bumpy rectum.

by brinyrash1 February 13, 2009

your rectum

A homophone for "you're welcome"

Muhammad: Hey Yomiko, could you please pass me that box of aborted fetuses?
Yomiko: Sure, no problem Muhammad!
Muhammad: Spank you!
Yomiko: Your rectum.

by XavierFox42 April 7, 2010

rectum conductor

One who drives a butt train

the rectum conductor shouted "next stop Sphincter!"

by Eura Phagg November 11, 2006

Rectum Rocket

its those small chili peppers typically found at boll weevill

dude .. you better take it easy on those rectum rockets or your gonna have a major burn going when you when you pinch off your next steamer

by gokoboko September 28, 2005

rectum rat

a rat which is smaller than its relatives of which resides in the crevice known as your ass. has the tendency to nibble on your sphincter muscle causing the person to uncontrollably shit their pants.

you should really call the pest controll about that rectum rat

by stephenconey121 October 20, 2010

ravaged rectum

A condition common among sedative obese individuals who consume large quantities of cheese and meat, leading to chronic severe constipation. Could be a precursor to rectal prolapse.

The huge man in line ahead of me at the grocery store had nothing but cheese and meats in his cart. I bet he suffers from a bad case of ravaged rectum.

by assman1984 May 25, 2018