cranial rectal proximity syndrome

corporate-speak or PC phrase to describe someone who's got their head stuck squarely up their ass.

Not sure what's going on with Joe today - he's acting like a real jerk. Maybe he's suffering from cranial rectal proximity syndrome

by Annakaleia September 30, 2011

Cranial-Rectal Entanglement Syndrome

Cranial-Rectal Entanglement Syndrome (also known as Anal-Cranial Entanglement Syndrome, or ACES) is a disorder which is characterized by someone who is incapable of performing a simple task due to pure stupidity or an apparent misplacement and, therefore, disuse of their cerebellum and cerebrum.

Esp. applies when someone has one job and cannot complete it properly, if at all.

Karen suffers from such a severe case of Cranial-Rectal Entanglement Syndrome, she has a visible tan-line around her neck.

I’ve run into a catch-22 due to two of the people I rely on having ACES.

by Dominus Pollux February 6, 2019

rectal annihilation

anal sex so extreme it results in the rectal passage falling to pieces

jerry springer: today we're gonna meet someone who experienced rectal annihilation
bill cosby: it's true, theo reamed me and i've been confined to a wheelchair ever since

by rab October 9, 2007

retan

Retan is the worst player in World of Warcraft.

RETAN: i'm still a virgin.
RAID: we know.

by Retan January 7, 2010

Rectal breach

When something or someone is shoved into your rectum (asshole)

My cat tried to give my dog a rectal breach.

by Scat man October 4, 2003

rectal rain

When a man comes in a womans ass and she bends over and farts.

by Anonymous October 16, 2003

rectal warrior

A male (or female in some cases) that probes the asshole of another for pleasurable reasons. The probing is usually done in a strong and dominating fashion

Ben fucked her ass so hard that she screamed, "You are my rectal warrior."

by jdubbs November 29, 2006