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real shit

A piece of news or factual information that is not only considered 100% correct, but also societally relevant. Sometimes in memes, for ironic effect, the relevance scale for something considered to be "real shit" is reversed. Opposite of bullshit.
Person 1: Hey yo, Shrek 5 is bein' released in 2019
Person 2: Man, that's some real shit.
by W0k3 April 25, 2017
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real spill

Real spill bro, she wanna fuck!!
Yo mama fine asf, real spill
by KiteFlyer July 13, 2019
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you wanna see some real speed bitch ill show you some real speed

A person wanting to show some bitch's that they have some real speed
you wanna see some real speed bitch ill show you some real speed, NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by qwerty hub August 6, 2020
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Real sport

A phrase that cheerleaders and dancers use to describe their activities
Cheerleading is such a real sport!

I don't understand how you wouldn't consider dancing a real sport!
by KEMMA SLAY June 26, 2016
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real soon now

A vague measurement of time, typically applied to delivery of a software project. It is used sarcastically, to indicate that the product has missed one or several promised delivery dates, and rather than embarrassing themselves by announcing and missing another deadline, the developer is simply saying it will be ready "real soon now." When someone says a product is due out "real soon now" chances are they really don't expect it any time soon. Also abbreviated as RSN.
First they told us that the product would be done end of first quarter, then they changed it to late second quarter, and since we're well into the fourth quarter, we can expect to see it real soon now.
by Evac156 February 22, 2005
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Real Street

Something that is awesome, legit, straight up G-Thuggin.
The shyees be the most real street niggas in town!
by The Gwizmiester February 15, 2012
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hit the poon and leave real soon

Similar to "Pump and dump" or "Ejaculate and Evacuate". It refers to having sexual intercourse with a woman then leaving immediately after.
"Yo fam last night was dabbin! I was in bed with Caitlin but the cops showed up to the party so I had to hit the poon and leave real soon, you feel?"
"Thats CRAZY!"
by S.money January 27, 2016
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