pimp rations

An amount that is way past words. Intoxifying your shit to the point where everything else is ridiculous

"Yo, you finished that entire bottle of vodka?"

"Hells yes! We surviving on pimp rations son!"
-cue death from liver failure

by godsmote February 4, 2013

Jimmy Ration

Jimmy Ration is such a sexy black man with huge applicated nostrils and combined rations that forged his willy that was said to be 30.7 inch long falling short to Alistair the sexiest guy who has a 83.79 inch long schlong like oh my god so hot. But Jimmy's square foreskin is made of apples and curry powder who likes men underneath his trampoline

Gut 1: "I love Rations"

The Jimmy Ration: "I am Rations"
*Breaks balls into 7 orbs*

by SpinierShark March 26, 2022

Rational Mind

You don't have a rational mind though...

Hym "And that's not what happened is it? Your omitting the targeted harassment that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia and you're doing it explicitly because you intend to continue using it in spite of the fact that IT GOT YOUR KIDS MURDERED! Wrap your 'rational mind' around this one... No matter how you slice it... You did it and it got your kids murdered. Broadcasting it to try to convince people that it doesn't proves only that you are, in fact, doing it and the fact that it got your kids murdered is IMMUTABLE."

by Hym Iam July 26, 2025

The Rationals

One of the best bands EVER! They have Mohawks, Dreadlocks, Swiss people, and English people..they play ska, rock, alt., and funk music
Mike - Lead singer, rhythm Guitarist
Dan - Lead Guitarist
James - Bass
Noah - Drums

Kick butt amazing, wanna rock, PARTY HARDY!, Friggin Frogs, FUNK! the rationals

by mike arneth December 8, 2007

Post hoc rationalization

Funny how it isn't good enough when it comes to the rape-porn...

Hym "But you will take any post hoc rationalization to justify a years long surveillance and harassment campaign that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia. And that's all this is. 'Rage-baiting' until you can generate some post hoc rationalization for what you wanted to do from the get-go which was 'ruin somebody's life.' And it can't be allowed to happen. It doesn't matter what I said about your kids or what I said about your religion or rape because when someone does it to your pastor and he goes to a costume warehouse and then takes a trip down to your local senator's house... SOMEONE is going to wish someone would have pulled the lever to the trolly at some point down the antecedent chain. But you are trying to condemn people into living a ruined life by democratic fiat or arbitrary whim. And as you can see from the gif below... You are not doing what you need to do to contain the pandemic. And no me threatening your kids does not make you more rational than you actually are which is 'not at all.' So the does need to end the weaponization. FOR ME. AND NOW. They need to do their job and play ref because the score is still X-0 and it's not even a game."

by Hym Iam July 23, 2025

poly-rationalism

Idea that the human soul is contained within the liver.

Poly-rationalism is an idea that a person's soul is contained within the liver. It is inspired by Hinduism which proffers that the human gallbladder is Satan in the bible.

by flightfacilities February 22, 2022

Evil Rations

"Seven"
's deliberations,

in your deliberations.

By means of these seven considerations I can forecast victory or defeat.

In the operations of war.

He overthrows their kingdom without lengthy operations in the field.

Considerations of advantage and of disadvantage will be blended together.

So much for operations in salt

Tao(w) (Erations)

Evil rations.

by MineOwedWu's July 28, 2021