roysed

To plan for something, such as an event, a season, a job, etc. to point of exhaustion and psychosis and to try to control every little detail while achieving a bloated sense of accomplishment and pride in a job well planned only to have a factor outside your control completely fuck you over minutes before your big win resulting in your having wasted time, energy and money. In the true and complete definition of the word, the subject of the roysing will experience uncomfortable, unsightly and uncontrollable geographic skin blotches, involuntary myoclonic jerks, twitching, homicidal rage (often misplaced on nearby persons) and potentially an exploding head.

She had planned for months and had finally devised a perfect plan to quit her job in spectacular fashion. Every last detail was in place and a new six-figure job was lined up. Unfortunately, upon arriving at work that day, she was embarrassingly fired and received a phone call minutes later relaying the message that her new job had been given to someone else. She had never felt so roysed in her entire life.

He hoped his worst enemy would be roysed in the worst possible way.

I am really lucky. I never seem to find myself roysed.

by Jimmy Ray Sanderson July 31, 2017

Rosselli

This is an amazing surname for amazing, Italian people. These people should be royalty because they are kind, strong and trustworthy people.

“Clarissa Rosselli is such an amazing person, I wish she was a queen!”

by claireythebeautiful January 26, 2019

Rossydube

The last name given to children from the best relationships. This name is very rare and is most common in California. The first part of the name "Ross" hails from Scotland and England. The last part "Dube" has uncertain origin and in the 1920s there were only 271 people with this name in the US. This name represents love and creativity and anyone who has it is lucky.

"Wow, she is so cool! She must be a Rossydube."

by hanz_loves_2_danz September 14, 2019

Rosedale Heights

A high school near Castle Frank where people dress weird.

"Why are those guys wearing pink tights and fur caps?"
"They go to Rosedale Heights"

by dannyfole July 31, 2009

Rosedale

Rosedale, Maryland does not exist. It is a conspiracy by people who live in the Essex and Dundalk area who are embarrassed to tell people where they live. The most interesting place in Rosedale is either the public library or the recycling center. There is nothing else of importance in Rosedale. If Rosedale simply disappeared one day like in some kind of shitty Wes Craven movie, no one would notice. People might say:

"Hon, wasn't there some sort of shitty town inbetween Overly and Dundalk?"

"Naw... if there was a town here, I'm sure that there would be *something* I'd remember about it."

But there's not. There's nothing memerable about Rosedale.

I don't live in Essex; I live in Rosedale. It's totally different.

Even though I live in Rosedale, I swear I don't have hepatitis.

by Rosedale Refugee September 13, 2008

rosedale

A suburb of BalCo, (baltimore county), maryland that is pretty much worthless other than the fact it houses Rosedale Alternative High School, a place where wiggers with criminal records who have been expelled from their neighborhood schools go to attend school.

A: you heard about that wigger "D-eezy" getting expelled for possession? wonder where he is now?

B: he's probably in Rosedale thuggin it up with the other wiggers and white trash.

by BalCo September 4, 2006

Rosedale

Rosedale, MD, northeastern suburb of Baltimore.
Full of wannabee-hard wiggers and pizza shops.

Known for ugly fat white women on welfare living in nice houses because when the Sheriff tries to evict them they are too fat to move without causing an earthquake so they leave them there to spare Baltimore City. Practically the same as Perry Hall.

There are some cool people there, but that is a very rare thing. Any cool people there are usually ugly jewish women or drug dealers from other areas selling to 10 year old white kids bored with their lives in nowhere-ville.

Rosedale's only true use is it's Tech School. In fact, were it not for that, the county could literally destroy rosedale and build a giant statue of a pig over it and nobody would care. I mean SERIOUSLY, NOBODY would care.

Also NOTE: Many people living there will say they are from Dundalk or Essex or Baltimore City because they are too embarrassed to tell the truth or are afraid of getting shot for it.

The only things Rosedale has are fat wiggers and pizza. I rest my case.

by Proud Baltimorean January 19, 2008