Road Pizza

Someone who gets mangled or destroyed by a car

Holy shit Kurtis just got turned into Road Pizza

by Ripo60 June 13, 2019

Road Fat

When you're driving along the road and the vibrations of the terrrain cause your ciculatory system to enlarge your male phallus into a chub.

"I was driving my car to mcdonalds and got a road fat."

by Peanutknight October 3, 2021

Road Roomba

A extremely low ‘slammed’ truck

The Road Roomba lost its transmission going over a speed bump.

by scp-682 August 19, 2021

Road alligator

The strips of tire tread, usually from big rigs, which you see lying in the roadways.

"Breaker! Breaker! Someone call a Smokey. We got a six foot road alligator in the number two of the northbound double-nickle just south of the I-5! That sucker'll kill a two wheeler!"

by Green Bear September 26, 2005

Road goat

A road goat is someone who travels often and makes sure that everyone else knows. Typically prone to blogging, gramming, tweeting or updating their followers with their latest travel details or stories about their weekend trips

Jason just got back from his epic transcontinental road trip.. what a road goat.

by Gogogoat June 13, 2019

Road girl

A girl who hangs on the street and everyone knows her usually wearing jeans and a puffy coat with Nike trainers. She smokes weed and is often found to be dealing illegal drugs such as weed and koke. She has a fun personality but don't get on her wrong side because she is crazy.

Whoa girl you is one crazy ass road girl ahahahaha .

by LibbyG August 22, 2016

road gator

bits of truck tires left when a retread tire shreds on the Interstate. the tire treads look like an alligator's back

I was really scared driving home the other night because I had to avoid all the road gators in the way.

by JTrudel August 21, 2006