M.A.R.S.

M.A.R.S. can also be used as an acronym for Marathon Ass Raping Session

Matt and Keith's buttholes were raw after M.A.R.S.

by Tittytat tisses July 5, 2016

S.T.A.R.S.

S.T.A.R.S.

S.exually
T.rasmitted
A.cute
R.espetory
S.yndrome

S.T.A.R.S., a common STD, originated from SARS which is a common virus in Asia. Karma Sutra, an aincient Indian Art of Sexual Intercourse was popularly spreading through the rest of east asia until the rapid cases of SARS and sexual activity were intertwined to create a devistating STD, STARS.

Though SARS is tested on immigrants comming to America to reduce the Syndrome in the U.S. STARS is undetected and is being carried over seas at this very insant.

"I love tim. He is really attractive and all, but he is from asia and the chances of him having S.T.A.R.S. is pretty high. I think i am goin to stay away from him."
-Megan

by Clayton "XertioN" Daniels June 25, 2006

A R S E

Abnormal Rectaly Secreted Exhaust

Man, that guy has some really bad smelling ARSE!

by Sky September 18, 2003

F.O.C.K.E.R.S.

Fat Onion County Kids Enjoying Redneck Stuff

1)Just the good ole F.O.C.K.E.R.S., never meaning no harm...
2) F.O.C.K.E.R.S. are definatly doing redneck stuff

by Mr. Camaro October 21, 2004

A.R.S.E.

Acronym: Asheville Recreational Sports Elite. A group individuals competing in Recreational Sports such as Putt-
Putt golf, Ping-Pong, and bowling while enjoying alcoholic beverages and eachother's company. Founded by Libby Endry and Richard Berg on Thursday September 28th, 2006.

"Hey, are you playing in the Big A.R.S.E. Classic putt-putt tournament on Wednesday?"

by Richard Berg October 6, 2006

C.O.L.O.U.R.S.

Cool Outrages Lovers Of Uniquely Raw Style.

C.O.L.O.U.R.S what's that spell Cool Outrages Lovers Of Uniquely Raw Style.
Farnsworth Bentley C.o.l.o.u.r.s

Man I got c.o.l.o.u.r.s.

by Quietboy87 May 22, 2008

l.e.m.u.r.s. syndrome

L: Long-term
E: Excessive
M: Masturbation to
U: Under-aged
R: Ripe
S: Sex

(REAL DISEASE)

I just got diagnosed with l.e.m.u.r.s. syndrome, so my mom can't be mad.

by cornjulio April 21, 2011