Treating your friends, family, and co-workers like a self-important prick for a short period of time following the completion of any work written by the philosopher and author Ayn Rand. The strength and duration of the effect is directly proportional to the length of the work read.
Co-worker #1: Hey, what's with Steve? I asked him to sponsor me in the Cancer walk this weekend and he told me I was evil.
Co-worker #2: Oh, it must be the Ayn Rand effect. I saw him reading 'The Fountainhead' in the break room.
Co-worker #2: Oh, it must be the Ayn Rand effect. I saw him reading 'The Fountainhead' in the break room.
by Joe Everyman April 20, 2007
Get the Ayn Rand effect mug.A rand is a girl that’s gonna strike you with her seductive eyes and firey personality. She walks like slow, heads up high, like she owns the place. She’s charming, sultry, and seductive. People are just so struck by the way she looks, acts, and talks that they either love her or hate the shit out her. But don’t be afraid to talk to her she’ll talk to u right away, don’t be dumb and start talking to her about day to day stuff, she’s a girl with a firey attitude and a lot of ambition she’s always on the go for something greater she’s not gonna want to waste her time with convos that don’t mean a thing. If you wanna be her man, never be boring she move on right away. Simply because she knows who she is, she understands her unique beauty and believe me she knows she can get better, so u have to do a lil work over her and keep her interested. she loves to argue mainly because she has so much feelings when it comes to life, her passion is dangerous, and her compassion for others is contagious, although she pretends to be tough there’s always this little girl playing around inside of her. Don’t be scared by how edgy she is she just doesn’t like to conform she’ll do the simplest stuff in the most bizarre ways, like never drinking coffee but with coconut milk or refusing to wear her on any side but the middle. She loves and hates with passion there’s no inbetweens with this girl and that’s mainly why she’s so magnetic and she understands the power she owns very well.
by Experiencedher May 3, 2018
Get the Rand mug.Most noted for her novel Atlas Shrugged, Ayn Rand was an extremely, extremely hot writer and philosopher who advocated reason, egoism, and capitalism, allegedly on the grounds that existence exists.
by Kathryn January 22, 2005
Get the ayn rand mug.To Pull A Rand is a series of randy events throughout the night. To officially Pull A Rand you must: 1. Pee in a public place. 2. Pee on someone's personal property. 3. Pee all over yourself.
Jimmy Pulled A Rand last night. He whipped his dick out in the bar and pissed. He also pissed himself and my couch. I wish I was drunk enough to Pull A Rand.
by Jhizzzzy December 2, 2010
Get the Pull A Rand mug.Mid-20th century pop-philosopher who first propounded objectivism in a set of rather poorly written cult novels of dubious quality. Her philosophy is founded on unremarkable restatements of the obvious, prizing material achievement, self-centered pride, and unfettered commerce as virtues over love, humility, generosity, and faithfulness. Followers of objectivism, called randroids, tend to be a rude, selfish, condescending bunch, intolerant of anything that does not perfectly match their ultra-naturalist, laissez-faire dogmatism.
"A=A, oh, yes, A=A," the randroid muttered again and again, softly, obsessively, as he cut out heart-shaped pictures of Ayn Rand from a magazine for his objectivist collage showing her to be the pinnacle of human evolution.
by DaVinci March 16, 2005
Get the Ayn Rand mug.she is a gorgeous person anyone would be lucky to have a rand they are the most loving people on earth they are funny,cute,amazing,cool,fabulous they also have amazing style and most of them have beutifull hazel eyes and they are short but anyone would be lucky to have a rand
by iaeurty February 26, 2018
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Function: noun
1. an online errand or chore.
2. any task, burden, commitment, obligation, duty, need, responsibility, etc. that must or can be completed online (such as online payments or other online business).
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3. the object or purpose of getting online.
Pronunciation: E-r&nd, ru&nd
Function: noun
1. an online errand or chore.
2. any task, burden, commitment, obligation, duty, need, responsibility, etc. that must or can be completed online (such as online payments or other online business).
a: a dull, unpleasant, bothersome, responsibility that can be settled online.
3. the object or purpose of getting online.
by Corroborator November 12, 2008
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