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Quortni

The most incredible person in the world that will make your heart beat fast, your knees go weak, and a smile spread across your face every time he talks to you. The greatest person to talk to at 3:30 a.m about anything and everything.. Or simply nothing at all. The one you can trust to make you happy and the one you wish you could make the happiest girl in the world. The one you want to hold you every night and the one you want to kiss you awake every morning. The one that drives you crazy and the one that keeps you sane. The one that makes you fall deeper in love every day and the one that just loves you back. The one that you see in your dreams and the one that wants to make your dreams come true. The one that is perfect in your eyes. The one that lets you ramble on and on about absolutely nothing and the one that wouldn't have it any other way. The one you love with all of your heart and the one that means everything to you.
The one that you could go on about for days and still not do her justice.

The one that is indescribable.
(teacher)Timmy please define perfection

(Timmy) Quortni
by same as first October 24, 2009
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Quorum

An old term with a new meaning originating in Michigan and spreading rapidly.

Though Quorum does have a literal definition and is used by those with a solid vocabulary, it has recently made its way into popular venacular as a synonym for anything awesome, cool, legit, etc.

Quorum, as it is used now, is quite versitile: ranging anywhere from an adjective, to a noun, to an interjection.

The limits are endless for quorum, and if you're quorum you'll say it too.
1. Dude, he's fucking quorum at guitar.

2. Did you see that?!?!... quorumus-maximus

3.
Stupid guy a: Sorry dude, I broke your fridge door.

Awesome guy b: That is so not quorum.

4.

Hilarious man:Whats his quorum level?

Not-Hilarious Man:over 9000

Hilarious Man:...Old quorum is old.

5. No fucking quorum!
by Witcheti October 28, 2009
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quorb

A blue tie died baseball, that who ever gets hit by is gay.
He got hit by the quorb so he's gay.
by davey do hoolah July 21, 2007
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quorday

He’s a lover boy shows attention to you, show affection to you, everyone likes him, very friendly and compassionate
Quorday is very lovable
by Daydays November 24, 2021
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Querp

Noun: 1. When a man is performing cunnilingus on a woman and burps into her vaginal cavity, the resultant expulsion of air is known as a querp rather than a queef.

2. A combination of a queef and a burp
Melinda querped loudly and whettly upon her husband Gregg's face; this elicited a feverishly joyish response and a moan of pleasure.
by Deass October 22, 2014
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Quora atheists

Just like a Reddit atheist, Quora atheists are so toxic that they make your average, normal atheist ashamed.
Quora atheists, will bring you to religion faster than a missionary, guaranteed or your money back.
by BuffaloBillsFan2005 February 2, 2023
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quorning

A solo sexual act, practiced mainly by vegetarians and vegans. Consisting of imaging intamacy with a fictional partner while using frozen Quorn products to beat your gentiles till a climax is reached.
Me and Erica are going to watch each other quourning.
by Compsci May 8, 2005
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