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Quench

You've been walking for 3 hours from your broken down shitbox car in the summer heat. Perspiration drips from every pour in agony with the cottonmouth you have and your starting to halucinate from the sack o' green which is now diminished. There you see it, YOUR HOUSE. You sprint as fast as a kenyan thats found a mate inside and grab the closest thing to extinguish the feeling of want, and replace it with the SATISFACTION OF HAVE! THAT, my friends is, to Quench.
"Dude im so glad you had a dollar for that coke"

"I know man....my thirst has been quenched"
by Dr. Rufus Shinra September 30, 2009
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Quiche Eater

One who is not a real man. There are multivarious rules by which one would be defined as a quiche eater, but here are a few:

Quiche eaters like to buy flowers for dates.
Quiche eaters do not look for trust funds and big breasts while dating.
Quiche eaters wear cowboy outfits when they are in the middle of major metropolitan areas.
Quiche eaters do not gamble nor do they idolize James Bond.

If you find yourself under the spell of a woman, chances are you are a quiche eater. Don't look at other definition and think it has anything to do with homosexuality. This is about lifestyle choices that heterosexual men are forced to make.
Jake was busy dating a hollywood supermodel with big gozangas. The date consisted of drinking. He then bashed the woman over the head with a club and dragged her by the hair back to his place. Jake is a real man.

Todd's date consisted of preparing and feeding his woman quiche. He dressed up in his finest cowboy outfit to do this. Todd is a quiche eater.
by BussaBuss July 17, 2010
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Quiche

An accumulation of smegma in a delicious crusty pie
My grandparents wanted to try a local delicacy when they came to visit us so we served them up our neighbourhood's quiche recipe.
by Tastyskwerl March 18, 2017
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quench

i quenched and it made an awful sound i was so embarrassed i farted and shit myself and cried and hid under the bed
by boyznberry June 2, 2003
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quanch

a word that means absolutely nothing;
a word used to describe a nobody.
Steve is a quanch.
by Will Gagnon January 16, 2004
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quanch

Someone with a stuck up vagina.

Somewhere inbetween a bitch and a cunt.
Allison is such a F-ing quanch.
by ThirstyCowboy April 20, 2009
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quiche eater

Used for calling someone gay.
"he looks likes he eats quiche"
"you quiche eater!"
by Sloan Frog April 28, 2008
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