Quendo

A male who thinks they are fashionable but actually looks like a massive pork sword swallower. Usually very skinny and pale, wearing skin tight jeans with no space for the junk, overly tight clothing, ridiculous cardigan, 'fashionable' glasses like Clark Kent (when they don't even require glasses) and usually topped off with a ridiculous hat, pointy shoes and shit longish haircut. Commonly found in parts of London, in particular, Islington, Camden or Shoreditch.

Quendo is Spanish for gay..

I'm not going to Shoreditch for a while. It's full of too many fucking quendos..

Mate take that Cardigan off, it's proper quendoish..

Simon Crouch dresses like a quendo..

Bought myself some quendowear today to fit in with the quendos in Shoreditch

by Observant Londoner June 27, 2010

quentin

the most extreme amazing awesome complement you can give to a alien and or dinosaur man.

that kid is so Quentin

by dinoman 1004 June 9, 2008

quentin tarantinown'd

To be own'd by Quentin Tarantino.

QT hater: Hey Tarantino, you copy all of your stuff from other movies. Your over-rated!

Tarantino: I'm gunna get medieval on your ass.

QT hater: oh er um what I ment to say is that your a god among insects and you should make more movies.

by Fishgills53 July 23, 2005

quent

A gentlemanly way of saying cunt!

Example Usage: "I kindly ask you to refrain from using my wife's ass in that impertinent manner, you quent!".

by stumow October 21, 2004

Live Long and Suck It, Zachary Quinto!

Spoken by Sheldon Cooper on "The Big Bang Theory", a nod to the most quoted line "Live Long and Prosper" by the late Leonard Nimoy, portraying his famous role as Star Trek's Commanding Science Officer, Mr. Spock. Zachary Quinto reprised the SPOCK role in the 2009 Star Trek reboot .

In a Season 5 episode of "Big Bang", Sheldon, who was expecting a life-sized cutout of Nimoy's Spock but received Quinto's apparently inferior version instead, griped Live Long and Suck It, Zachary Quinto!

by KImCobain March 28, 2015

Dirty Quentin

Poker slang term. When bragging about your hand's immenent victory, someone calls your bet, beats your hand and drags the pot without saying a word. The poker equivalent of a 'Dirty Sanchez', ala sticking your statement up your ass, then wiping their hand across your lip in humiliation.

"Opie had three Aces, but Cave slipped him a Dirty Quentin when he rolled over him with an Aces over Kings boat."

by Monkeyfuck McGrew February 7, 2005

Quentiamphobia

The irrational fear of memes. You can tell by somone's reaction to one. How did you find this anyway? I must've told you to...

Me: Hey can you look up Quentiamphobia on the Urban Dictionary?
Somebody unimportant: Ok, sure.

by SpiritOfDoom December 14, 2018