A person who analyzes the mistakes they made they day after they've made them. Derived from complaining over quarterbacks on monday morning after the sunday game.
Frank's complaining about what he should've done on his date last night like a Monday Morning Quarterback.
by OverAllComa January 13, 2005
Get the monday morning quarterback mug.Typically, Canadian slang referring to 3.5 grams of marihuana. The term stems from the divisions of an ounce of the drug:
Start with 1 oz.
Split in half and you have a half-ounce
Split in half again and you have a quarter ounce.
Split again and you get an eighth ounce in the USA, and a half-quarter in Canada.
Generally sells for 25 dollars CDN, though this can vary greatly from region to region and depends greatly on quality, sometimes going as high as 35 dollars and as low as 15 dollars.
Start with 1 oz.
Split in half and you have a half-ounce
Split in half again and you have a quarter ounce.
Split again and you get an eighth ounce in the USA, and a half-quarter in Canada.
Generally sells for 25 dollars CDN, though this can vary greatly from region to region and depends greatly on quality, sometimes going as high as 35 dollars and as low as 15 dollars.
American: How much for an eigth?
Dealer: It's cheap, forty dollars.
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Canadaian: How much for a half quarter?
Dealer: It's expensive, 30 dollars.
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The moral? Canadian bud is better and cheaper. :)
Dealer: It's cheap, forty dollars.
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Canadaian: How much for a half quarter?
Dealer: It's expensive, 30 dollars.
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The moral? Canadian bud is better and cheaper. :)
by doktorfunk July 10, 2005
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A pink crystal that is used to attract love; self love or love from another person. If someone gives your rose quartz, theyre literally in love with you.
by 444girl333 June 3, 2021
Get the Rose quartz mug.1 : an open excavation usually for obtaining building stone, slate, or limestone
2 : a rich source
3 : the most epic party ever created which is celebrated in the woods known as 'quarry', held three times a year by the American International School of Vienna.
2 : a rich source
3 : the most epic party ever created which is celebrated in the woods known as 'quarry', held three times a year by the American International School of Vienna.
by selethain April 23, 2009
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by OneAngrySapphire June 3, 2018
Get the Rose Quartz mug.A philosophical overwhelmedness with the reality of one's own personal freedom (which occurring between 20 and 30 years of age).
When I was 24 my quarter life crisis led me to quit my job and drive across the country without a plan.
by elle_gee January 22, 2011
Get the quarter life crisis mug.A Jewish ninja skilled in the art of silently swiping pocket change from unsuspecting Japanese pachinko players. Often wearing a yarmulke and reeking of gefilte fish, quarterninjas are usually unsuccessful in their endeavors.
Hikaru: What the hell? I think a masked Jew just stole a quarter from me!
Ichiro: Yeah bro, you gotta watch out for those quarterninjas. They would steal a parking meter if it wasn't attached to the curb!
Ichiro: Yeah bro, you gotta watch out for those quarterninjas. They would steal a parking meter if it wasn't attached to the curb!
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