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To light your dogs butt on fire and catch his poop in your mouth.

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Quantitative Greasing

When the Federal Reserve say's "OK Working class slaves,,,
Bend over... This will only hurt a little bit"...
But then they put sand and glass in the K-Y jelly (t.m.) When

your not looking.(use your tax dollars to repay junk debt)

First Guy: Did Your retirement account slide loo?

Second Guy: Yea... i got a real Quantitative Greasing!

by scubadoobie November 4, 2010

Quality vs. Quantity

The practice of selecting one female in which you have genuine interest, rather than persueing sexual intercourse with numerous women.

Dude, I'm going for quality vs. quantity.

by JWooden271 December 6, 2003

Quantity/Quality

noun - Quality over Quantity - Usefulness over Number of - 1. the ideal or idealism that the number of posts you have are more important than the content.(in an online forum.) 2. the ideal that hundreds of weaker units will defeat a smaller number of better units. like in Starcraft(a), Warcraft, Command and Conquer(b), Warhammer 40,000(c), and several other great real time strategies

1."Dude spam posting this one word crap in every topic, this isn't an MMOBB!"
"OMG!!!1 I want to have the h1ghest post count! Quantity/Quality!!"

2.a."Muwahahahaha Zerg Rush!"
"OH MY BUJEEPERS! Please don't overwelm me with the large umber of units you have!"

2.b."OMG!!!1 You think your 1,000 conscript infintry battalion can defeat my grizzly tanks? pffft!"
"You fool! Quantity/Quality1 Hoarding!"

2.c."My 3 squads of Space Marines will easily be able to defeat your 2 Chaos walker...things...that are really big."

by Can Not May 13, 2005

Quantom Louis Theory

A theory composed by Louis L. , a Canisius High School student, that states that all blunt objects cut and that sharp objects crush. It also states that whan a sharp pinpiont pokes you, then it crushes, known as a "pin-point-crush"

(Quite possibly the most wrong theory stated... ever)

The Quantom Louis Theory states that the keyboard that you are typing on now could be used to cut yourself and the knives in your kitchen can crush your fingers.

by Buffalo Breaker Box June 1, 2009

quality vs. quantity

The never ending struggle between a lot of cheap crap or a smaller amount of expensive crap.

"Wal-Mart is cheap, but they really need to spend less time on quantity and more time on quality."

or

"Bill G., the new CEO, had some quality vs. quantity decisions to make regarding his company's product. He couild either produce a lot cheaply, or produce fewer but better goods."

by Jason K December 2, 2003

Quant It

To put your lip gloss on, call your friends on the phone, meet them on the floor and dance like cover girls.

Greg: Do you have any plans tonight?
Hillary: Yeah, I'm gonna quant it.

by GreggersJ January 15, 2009