Coronation Quiche

1) Food purchased solely to be used in a protest. One is 'crowned' with the (usually rotten) food. Hence the word coronation. Out of date quiche is readily available and can be thrown in an aero-dynamic way.

2) To spend other people's money on something that you want and they don't. In this case it's not the food that's rotten, but the source.

3) Rotten food.

For example: "He was supposed to buy the pizza, but he got us all salad instead. Tasted like Coronation Quiche".

by PrinceGinger April 18, 2023

master quiche

To take a dump in someone's microwave and turn it on. Usually done at the victim's house while he's passed out.

"That guy stiffed me $20, but it's ok, I left a master quiche in his microwave"

by herrsquidward January 13, 2008

Midnight Quiche

From the french slang 'quiche' or 'jerk', masturbating at night to fall asleep.

I couldn't stop thinking about the day and fall asleep until I had my midnight quiche.

by Arbuff October 26, 2016

Coronation Quiche

1) Food purchased solely to be used in a protest. One is 'crowned' with the (usually rotten) food. Hence the word coronation. Out of date quiche is readily available and can be thrown in an aero-dynamic way.

2) To spend other people's money on something that you want and they don't. In this case it's not the food that's rotten, but the source.

3) Rotten food.

For example: "He was supposed to buy the pizza, but he got us all salad instead. Tasted like Coronation Quiche".

by PrinceGinger April 18, 2023

Queef-Quiche

Is a quiche of made mostly out of egg and queef. (Vaginal Flatulance...)
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When a person queefs in another's face and says: "Enjoying the Queef-Quiche?"

"Hey Simon - Pass the queef quiche!"

"Another slice of queef quiche thank you!"

"Whats your favorite type of quiche? - Queef, of course!"

by Dr Queef Sneefer August 9, 2009

big fan of quiche

Male who is light on the loafers, quiche eater, friend of Dorothy

Richard Simmons is a big fan of quiche.

by dgz March 21, 2010

oh my quiche

An exclamation of surprise or annoyance or amusement - can be used interchangeably with any of the exclamations beginning with “oh my”, except better, and pays tribute to a delicious kind of pastry

S: can you beLIEVE what J said to me in class today?? He just keeps interrupting me! He thinks he knows everything!!
A: oh my QUICHE he is so annoyingggg

by palmtree566 September 26, 2020