punishment salmon

Invented by Auntie Sparknotes on the popular website "Sparklife", the punishment salmon is a fish that can punish evildoers using magic.

Your parents deserve a whack from the punishment salmon.

by TheGlassCat September 17, 2013

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seductive punisher

A woman that lures in a man by trickery and seduction and makes his life a living hell.

My ex wife was a seductive punisher.

by Moanicahanf April 23, 2018

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Usually applies to males only. To masturbate or beat off violently following the dissapointment of failing to woo female company for the night. Can also be used in past tense as "punished yourself" or referring to one of your loser wanker mates "punished himself".

I punished myself after failing to pick up a root at the clubs.

Dude she thinks your a freak, just give up and go home and punish yourself.

Jae punished himself and came on his own stomach.

by Boris Cranker December 19, 2007

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Crime and Punishment

A book written by a Russian guy that involves a nice murder, a christian prostitute and a happy drunk.

I really hope "Crime and Punishment" isn't a long book.

by Ron_Thornbrash May 23, 2005

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punish fuck

To fuck a woman in such a way as to hurt her by thrusting fast with force into the vagina or ass in response to some wrongdoing, while shouting at her.

"My girlfriend made-out with some dude, so I had to punish fuck her to teach her some respect."

by ska_talon October 8, 2003

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