psychiatrist

(noun). A psychiatrist is a medical doctor (MD or DO, NOT a phd) who has graduated medical school and undergone at least 4 years of specialized training in mental illness and its treatment - be it pharmacological, therapeutic or otherwise.

A psychiatrist can practice in a hospital with very sick patients, or in an outpatient setting, such as a private practice or clinic.

I didn't believe the psychiatrist at first when he said that the electroconvulsive therapy would relieve grandma's long-standing depression. But I must say, we're extremely happy to have her back to her old self.

by Anasazi July 28, 2005

psychiatrist

A modern-day version of a witch-hunter. In medieval times they used to burn recluses or anyone else they considered 'different' for being witches, werewolves or vampires. These days we have psychiatrists to put away people who are just trying to get on with their lives. They seem hell-bent on handing out drugs like they're sweets, probably because they have shares in the drug companies. Psychiatrists also make a fortune by finding excuses for thugs, murderers, rapists and thieves.

After a psychiatrist poked his nose into the case, a child-molester walked free today, free to carry out more heinous crimes. All because some white-coated confidence trickster, pound signs lighting up in his fish-like eyes, claimed the pervert's father wouldn't buy him a train set as a child and so he had been psychologically scarred.

by GSmith November 14, 2006

psychic

A person who is stupid, deluded or a fraud.

I walked up to the "psychic", punched him in the face and said "You didn't see that coming, did you?".

by PancakeFeatures July 31, 2006

psychiatrist

A crazy, neurotic, drug dealing asshole that bitches about his taxes all day long, and then sits his coward ass back in his little office, and drugs people into disability.

psychiatrist: ok, here's some meds to get you sleeping at night and help your anxiety, so you can go back to work, and get off this 'cycle of dependency'.

by asshole54 June 4, 2015

psychiatrist

drug pusher with a PhD

just say "no" to the drug pushers

by guy March 26, 2005

psychic vampire

one who uses subtle persuasion techniques and passive aggrassive behavior to manipulate other while taking the high road to self-righteous indignation.

these "psychic vampires" usually misuse the term when labeling someone a psychic vampire and are typically the real psychic vampires themselves.

Good Dude: "Hey, since I made coffee yesterday so it could be ready for you once you got ready, would you put a pot on while I hop in the shower?"

Real Psychic Vampire: "Fuck you, you psychic vampire, you only did something nice for me yesterday so I would be in your pocket today and could guilt me into making you coffee!"

GD: "Dude, you asked me yesterday the same way I'm asking you today, as a nice favor, but whatever man, if you're going to get bent out of shape I can just make my own when I'm out. (under breath: Paranoid Fuck.)"

RPV: "Fine, Psychic Vampire."

by anabolic a August 26, 2006

Psychic-Warrior

The Psychic-Warrior is a Psion who leaves the path of normal Psions, and goes to pursue other ways. The Psychic-Warrior has the powers of all the other classes of Psions, but is less skillful at his powers. Instead, he combines his limited power with lethal fighting techniques, and uses his psionic powers to increase his physical strength and stamina, as well as cushioning falls and blows, and predicting an enemy's actions.

The Psychic-Warrior is never trapped; he just needs to make a new exit.

by Detranova August 4, 2003