Probabilititties

The likelihood of seeing a titty.

What do you think the likelihood of this top staying on all night is?

I’m not sure but the probabilititties are high.

by Jefferson Lovely August 7, 2020

Dodecatuple Secret Probation

The highest level of probation imaginable assigned to a fraternity; the underlying intention being assured failure.

From this day forth, Robot House is on dodecatuple secret probation!

by newkie December 15, 2011

Counter-probaiting

An amalgamation of counterproductive and baiting

Basically, when you try to bait someone, but it bites you in the ass

Aaron: Hey, I just got rid of the ants in my house by keeping sugar out in the open
Zelda: Oof, dude, that's some counter-probaiting on point

by WarriorWithin August 10, 2020

no prob bob

It just means "no problem". People add "bob" because it rhymes with prob. Earliest usage can be found in the sit-com "Family Matters".

"Thank you, Steven!"
"No prob bob"
"It's.. Lapis."

by Shoken April 21, 2016

probephobe

Someone who can’t even begin to approach consideration of information gained from a carefully conducted probe.

I’m not a probephobe as the fake press alleges, I’m merely trying to explain that I’m a winner who rose straight to the top on my own!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 16, 2018

no probalo

Senor Cardgage Mortgage's way of saying no problem.

Senor Cardgage: Valerie need home lawn, no probalo

by Tyler Sadex June 29, 2004

probation officer

person to whom you must check in with while on probation.

Damn, I wish I could go out with you to the bars tonight Leroy but, I've got to see my probation officer in the morning.

by The View June 19, 2008