pretentious hipster

Anyone who feels the need to define 'pretentious hipster' on urban dictionary while using phrases like 'geek chic,' 'argyle superstar,' and 'social icon status.' It helps if the definition is the size of a graduate school essay and denigrates people for having different tastes. This shows maximum pretentiousness. Would you like to get coffee with anyone who wrote any of the definitions of 'pretentious hipster' on urban dictionary? Probably not, because they would probably make fun of your shirt. I know I would.

"oh man... OH MAN! OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN! whoever wrote that definition before me." (a pretentious hipster in the wild)

"It's a self-entitled way to feign social awkwardness" (what the hell does this even mean? )

"A pretentious hipster cleans his asshole out in public, if you know what I mean." (a pretentious hipster making an unnecessary reference to buttholes)

by Sgt. RK June 9, 2017

pretentious fucks

What you say when what your doing is very difficult or if you just keep sucking at it.

These guys are playing tennis at night with there friends.
Grant hits good shot to Erik's backhand and he misses.

Erik: "This game is for PRETENTIOUS FUCKS!"

by Gloukmas12 September 1, 2011

pretentious

When someone double majors in English and Physics.

Austin is pretentious.

by whitegirl11111 January 4, 2017

pretentious illiterate

Noun; the guy who always tries to read the passage with all the words that your teacher thinks you dont know, and then fails miserably.

Johnny: "The inttimmaetam, wait... intimadendate..."

Teacher: "That's Intimatent Johnny."

Classmate: "Wow. That pretentious illiterate made the whole class look like dumb shits."

by The Ging May 10, 2010

pretentious cock sucker

A bitch that wants to take her time and try to tell a man how and when she will suck a dick.

Bitch, Dont you be tryin dat pretentious cock sucker shit with me hoe!

by rowdt rooo November 19, 2007

preumptious

A word used by coy girls trying to appear witty and clever in POF exchanges. A poor synonym for presumptuous.

Silly me I can be so preumptious.

by akheartbreaker September 26, 2012

Pretentious

Someone who tells you not to think about anything negative in life is pretentious.

The most cynical people in the world preach about hope, optimism, and a positive attitude about everything in life. Hope is what weak, pretentious people cling to when they have nothing left but desperation to overcome anything and anyone left.

by Solid Mantis June 10, 2019