PreElevacuation

What you do while daydreaming in an elevator, and getting off accidentally at the wrong floor...

Attempting to get off on the wrong floor from an elevator while having other things on your mind...

The leading cause of PreElevacuation is day-dreaming in your elevator in-between stops.

by Philip Mahler March 24, 2008

Pereffect

the consequence of being in an amazing individual's presence. one who emits a mind blowing intensity of perfection and greatness. being in this perfect person's presence gives rise to fainting spells, irregular heart beats, blurred vision or complete vision loss (only temporary), speech confuzzlement, impaired cognition, increase in body temperature and in some severe cases, body freeze. All effects are transient because as the perfected individual draws closer to you, his/her perfection acts as the antidote to the experienced pereffect of their perfected perfection.

Wendy: Girl friend... did you see that damn fine gorgeous element walk over by the table.
glenda: fffiiizzz.... ooor...fiiinnnn
Wendy: what is up with you woman?
glenda: uuummmm.... sppeakk... noo
wendy: *collapses to the floor*
onlooker: oh gosh a prime case of the pereffect of a sexy elemental being

pereffection at its best

by paw paw ointment June 30, 2010

preemptive rebound

Cheating on your significant other knowing that the relationship is ending soon anyways. Often used as a loophole to rationalize how it is not in fact cheating

"Dude did you cheat on Brittany?"
"No man, I'm going to break up with her soon anyways, it was just a preemptive rebound"

by SwaggerK June 8, 2014

peefuck

when a girl sucks your dick so hard you start to piss on her mouth

Guy: Yesterday night my gf got peefucked

by fingercracker December 15, 2017

Pleef

When a guy farts and it moves to the front causing the testicles to clap against each other.
Also known as the male counterpart of a queef .

"Dude, I saw your shorts move a bit.. did you just PLEEF?"
"Yah man! What about it?"

by Swampynutz April 22, 2019

Preece

A very handsome boy, good personality, good sex, great head, and a good kisser. Preece’s are rare humans and should be cherished.

Person 1: i met a boy today
Person 2: whats his name?
Person 1: Preece
Person 2: you should cherish every moment with him

by Sexylady432 August 28, 2019

preemptive rape

ya gotta fuck the fuckers before the fuckers before the fuckers fuck you.

Jimbo was going to rape Sally, but Sally preemptively raped him first.

Preemptive rape.

by BugginMcFuk February 21, 2021