Precrastination

A behavior which is characterized by doing things before even knowing what to do.

Theo was a terrible precrastinator. His precrastination always caused big messes that had to be cleaned up by others.

by Emperor MAR July 14, 2009

procrastination

1) Just like masturbation. It feels great now, but in the end you realized you screwed yourself
2) when someone thinks your dumb but your really smart, you just have a problem. its the real reason smart kids do poorly

Hey YOU reading this: stop this procrastination and do what your supposed to be doing! i know youre procratinating because you wouldnt be reading this if you werent!

by mort 35.5 October 9, 2005

computer procrastination

the art of ignoring all your pressing and important tasks while playing computer games.

i had three assignments to do in the weekend but i filled up my time with computer procrastination.

by TrIaNgLiSt BoB May 1, 2006

Procrastination Sex

Having sex solely for the purpose of procrastinating.

I don't want to do my term paper... Let's have procrastination sex.

by MasturbatingBear April 13, 2010

Precrestination

This is when someone who never brushes their teeth waits until special occasions to brush their teeth, like when they visit the dentist or plan on kissing someone.

Boy: Do you think precrestination is a bad habit?

Girl: Are you kidding me? You should be brushing your teeth everyday twice a day at least. If your a precrestinator, I'm out of here. Nasty ass pos

by CleanMouf July 18, 2011

procrastination

Best and worst way to get through college!
Procrasitating eventually catches up with you. But dammit, only a momentary satisfaction.

Describes those who cannot see the benefits of fun later, versus now.

Procrastination is a way of life for most students (unless they're anal retentive)

Procrastination rocks!

by Procrastinator April 24, 2004

procrastination

Things i have done while procrastinating

1. Taken really good shits (when i felt like it)
2. Fucked many hot women (while sleeping)
3. Learned that Cattle are the only animal that pees backwards (From some obscure website)
4.Blown many a load
5. Pwned many a n00b in C&C Generals
6. Learned Stairway to Heaven (plus solo)
7. Eaten many a hot pockets
8. Listened to Hotel California over and over and over......

What great things we have accomplished from procrastination.

by were we came in? April 9, 2006