Precautionary Pee

A precautionary pee is when you go to the bathroom to avoid a possible stop that is less convenient later down the road.

Him: Hey - we're about to pass a rest stop. Do you have to go to the bathroom?
Me: I don't think so - stop anyways, I'll take a precautionary pee.

by Siouxsie Supertramp September 13, 2020

precrastinate

Getting things done way in advance before they are due.

She precrastinated and did an assignment today that is not due until next month.

by H00dl3d00 April 29, 2021

Premasturbated murder

In law school, you learn this is murder 1 where the defendant knowingly planned the attack and jacked they penis off good to the thought of dead bodies and blood and guts

Joey got a conviction for premasturbated murder. He killed a dead body and ate its cock and jacked off to it

by D Flawless February 11, 2022

preasteregg

An Easter Egg that occurs retroactively and unintentionally foreshadows where an actor (for example) will progress their career.

David Tennant's character walking in front of The Doctor Who Museum, in the TV series Blackpool (2004) is a preasteregg of him going on to portray the titular character of Doctor Who.

by j@k3yboi January 3, 2024

Pretastic

1. To be well known before rising to popularity/fame, whether it be infamous or not.

Dude, you know Lizzie right? She was so pretastic man, before all the drama and shit like that…

by Stacked up February 28, 2026

Precrastination

Opposite of procrastination: doing something as quickly as possible, far ahead of schedule

Precrastination: when a hyper-organized bunny hops into a task so far ahead of schedule that it finishes before the starting gun goes off… and then nervously double-checks the instructions for the next three hours

by otter2025 September 19, 2025

Procastimate

To be overlooked and not chosen

I felt so procastimated in the art competition

by Blessi wa pirara November 21, 2025