Prawn in the pocket

To fall asleep while your penis is still inside of a partner, loved one, spouse, mistress, fling or prostitute.
"I just put my prawn in the pocket and had a lovely dream last night. Woke up soggy."
by Omgyiyja September 27, 2012
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anti prawn

someone with an ugly body yet attractive face
Omgz that person is the anti prawn!!!!
by mzmz December 14, 2009
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dopey prawn

someone who is just to stupid for words
by lolliepop_182 August 6, 2011
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Prawn Crackers

Girl: She's so random.
Boy: She's prawn crackers.
by alexandra anarchy May 2, 2008
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Prawn arm

The most ridiculous pathetic little jake you could ever imagine
usually has a girlfriend that cheats on him on the reg.
Oh dont be a prawn arm
by Godalaaaaaar October 18, 2010
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Prawn of humour

This saying is in essence ironic as 'The Prawn' is inherently a sad, misguided but humble fool, about as funny as watching your mum get a zombie mask. The Prawn spends most days lamenting over the failed attempt to conquer the world and tends to cover the sadness with 'classic' japes.
Prawn: Hello, im a prawn! can i tell you a joke?

Person: Hmmm, ok

Prawn: Why are pirates called pirates?

Person: sh*t, another Prawn of Humour on our hands
by Sandal Bearer July 29, 2007
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