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2D printing

The inverse of 3D printing where a 3D object is reduced by very thin layers at a time. Often used in the context of wiping your ass, but you are really just wiping a poo that hasn't fully extruded from your anus. Because you are wiping a poo, wiping clean is an exercise in futility. Instead, the defecator should resume trying to push out the poo before attempting to wipe again.

People have referred to this as craypa shits when the poo has the quality of an oil pastel when wiping.
This is the opposite of an Ace, where after a poop, the wipe is clean on the first run.
I couldn't wipe clean the other day because I was just 2D printing a poo.
What's taking so long, are you 2D printing a poo in there?
by 2dprinting May 12, 2013
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Leopard Printing

A sexual act between two people, where one person goes for a shit and doesn't wipe. Meanwhile their partner gets down on all fours. After the first person has finished their shit, they squat over their partner and spread their bum cheeks, then dip up and down while printing "leopard" like spots on their back.
Boyfriend - "Your back is like a blank canvas"

Girlfriend - "it's ready for some leopard printing"
by Man-Leopard May 6, 2011
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Hardcore Prancing

(v.) when "scenesters", or "scene kids" try to Hardcore Dance at shows (concerts, gigs...), but have no clue what to do, thus attempting to look as "HxC" as possible, when in actuality, they look even more ridiculous than normal. Especially being that hardcore dancing is ultimately retarded.
Scene Kid: (hardcore prancing in the pits)

Not-Stupid Person: (kicks scene kid in the shin) "This isn't an Attack Attack concert, scene bean; Stop hardcore prancing."
by Nestle. January 16, 2011
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prancing ginger

that thing you do that your significant other is automatically guaranteed to ditch you for
yeah, I was with my girl the other night and pulled a prancing ginger, she'll never talk to me again

it sucks, dude, i guess the dirty sanchez was just her personal prancing ginger
by lbill October 1, 2011
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Pratting

Heroically holding enemy coworkers back from their food source, without the use of physical contact.
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by Joey Face Plant January 10, 2017
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Printing Press

This sex act requires that you abduct three little girls and strip them naked in your basement. You must then break their knees with a sledgehammer, toss the girls aside, create a mixture of laxatives and your bodily fluids (especially cum and vomit), and let it blend for ten minutes. During these ten minutes, you are to stand a few meters from your desired girl, charge towards her, ram your cock (you can use a spiked dildo, albeit not necessary) up her ass (cunts and mouths are acceptable), and repeat for each girl until the blending finishes. Feed one of the girls your concoction and, with a staple gun, connect the girls' mouths to each other's asses so that they form an endless human centipede. After some time, collect some of their shit and use it to spell out a phrase of your choice. Smear the shit on their faces afterwards and beat off on their backs and faces.
Vomit on a printing press for bonus points.
by Yopmail User August 27, 2023
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Toilet Printing Press

When a fatass can't wipe his ass due to his ass cheeks being so big so he spreads his ass enough to fit some toilet paper in there and like a print press closes his ass to press the shit on the paper.
My doctor said I'm on the road to obesity, I don't want to be operating a Toilet Printing Press anytime soon
by meme man 696969 November 8, 2018
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