When a male (possibly mulletted), who is taking a shit, gets his skanky girlfriend to straddle and bang him whilst still on the toilet.
To have sexual intercourse while defecating into a toilet.
To do the deed while dropping a deuce.
To make babies while making gravy.
To bury the ostrich head while releasing the grocery snake.
To have sexual intercourse while defecating into a toilet.
To do the deed while dropping a deuce.
To make babies while making gravy.
To bury the ostrich head while releasing the grocery snake.
EX1:
BillyBob- "Yo, remember when we stopped at that gas station and there was that big-titty-skank behind the counter."
JonnyBoy- "Uh..yea dude, double-D's at least."
BillyBob- "Yea, well I had to drop a mean duce when I stopped there last nite. I gave her the eye as I walked towards the bathroom, and next thing I knew she was potty-bangin' the shit outta me!"
JonnyBoy- "No pun intended!"
BillyBob- "Shut the fuck up! And comb my mullett for me."
EX 2:
Male- "Baby, I'm runnin' a little late for work this morning but Im horny as hell!"
Skanky McSleaze- "Well...we could do a quickie."
Male- "Or, I could plug your nose and you could just give me a quick potty-bang. That's two birds with one stone you skank!"
Skanky McSleaze- "What!!!...O.K., Fine."
BillyBob- "Yo, remember when we stopped at that gas station and there was that big-titty-skank behind the counter."
JonnyBoy- "Uh..yea dude, double-D's at least."
BillyBob- "Yea, well I had to drop a mean duce when I stopped there last nite. I gave her the eye as I walked towards the bathroom, and next thing I knew she was potty-bangin' the shit outta me!"
JonnyBoy- "No pun intended!"
BillyBob- "Shut the fuck up! And comb my mullett for me."
EX 2:
Male- "Baby, I'm runnin' a little late for work this morning but Im horny as hell!"
Skanky McSleaze- "Well...we could do a quickie."
Male- "Or, I could plug your nose and you could just give me a quick potty-bang. That's two birds with one stone you skank!"
Skanky McSleaze- "What!!!...O.K., Fine."
by RenoRyan November 4, 2007
Get the Potty-bangmug. by PottyMouth12345 June 10, 2019
Get the Potty Mouthmug. 1. A portable bathroom
2. Place where two people can have a lot of fun but be careful because it often tips over (historically with PHD)
2. Place where two people can have a lot of fun but be careful because it often tips over (historically with PHD)
Oh no, the porta potty is tipped over. those two must have a little too much fun. o wait someone's crawling out!!
by patelbros January 26, 2010
Get the Porta Pottymug. A form of politics, where which some or most of the politicians are having a debate and talking shit, hence giving the impression that they have licked a baby's potty clean prior to the debate.
Friend 1: My uncle's an MP - did you see him debating in Parliament earlier, it was on TV?
Friend 2: No, I had no idea your uncle meddled in potty-licks.
Friend 2: No, I had no idea your uncle meddled in potty-licks.
by ooky17 October 13, 2011
Get the Potty-licksmug. 
Get the dick-a-pottymug. Committing the act of anal sex through a device know as the "Bitter Shitter", a toilet with the pipes removed, leaving just enough of a gap for an erect penis or sex toy.
by MegaMuncher October 1, 2015
Get the potty fuckmug. 'Good gosh' said the proctologist as he stared into the abyss at goatse.cx. 'I think he's broken his potty slot'.
by KingBast February 2, 2010
Get the Potty Slotmug.