Potato

something idiots confuse with a tomato.

yummmm, what was in that salsa? Potato?

by Laura July 4, 2003

Potato

An individual who is boring or bland; lacking special distinction.

Suzy: "So what's the new boyfriend like?"
Sally: "He's a potato."
Suzy: "A potato?"
Sally: "Yah, like if I was hungry and went and cooked a potato and ate it, it's good, it's a potato, but it's just a potato. He needs some chives or sour cream, or a motorbike."

by Kendra Hobbs December 28, 2005

Potatoism

A disease where you actually look like a damn potato.

Maybe we just have a severe case of potatoism

by Babyygoose May 10, 2018

Potato

1.A vegetable
2.An insult

1.Tim: You're a big fat potato
2.Tim: You're a big fat potato

by DrPooptickler December 30, 2014

Potato

Synonyms: MysteriousMusic

you are just like potato over there

by yAbOiFrIdAy March 1, 2019

Potato

A person who is a spud. They have power and are well known, are able to get their thoughts and words to the masses. But what they say isn’t very intelligent or interesting.

There goes Eric Trump on Twitter again. He is such a potato. He kind of even looks like one.

by Fry Farmer May 24, 2019

Potato

Chubby Mexican strip club manager.

Are you round?
Are you Brown?
Then you are a potato ...

by Lololkayla May 15, 2018