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Postcode wars

Postcode wars: A gang phenomenon in the UK, mostly in big cities, where rival gangs clash based on their postcodes. These conflicts can involve stabbings, shootings, and murders, often putting innocent members of the public at risk. Prison authorities sometimes assess inmates’ gang and postcode affiliations to prevent these wars from spilling over behind bars.
Lee: Bruv, what’s all this about postcode wars, in the news is it postmen fighting each other?
Frank: LOL, no you muppet! it means gang warfare in big city's bruv.
Lee: Get you Bruv LOL.
Frank: LOL.
by Jamie Cheese January 27, 2026
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Postcoditis

Social snobbery based on where you live, where you work, or where you grew up.
The lady was not invited to the party because the hosts were suffering from postcoditis.
Postcoditis UK, Zipcoditis USA
by Urbankatie July 27, 2025
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Postcombobulation

(Verb) To postcombobulate - The process of reaching clarity.

A mix of post- and discombobulation. That which comes after discombobulation.
Postcombobulation, to postcombobulate, postcombobulated, postcombobulating, postcombobulator,

"Hey how are you?"
"I'm good man. Just postcombobulating with some meditation.
"Oh that's great. Me, I always postcombobulate by cleaning the house. It just clears up my head."

Example 2:
"Wow! This film is so postcombobulating. It makes me see things in completely different eyes."
by Shoebox Magazine December 4, 2025
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Friend postponed

Friend postponed- When some bitch says she is going to think about Dating u because she Is a hoe and doesn’t want to friendzone you cuz she still likes some other guy but isn't sure how that will work out so she wants you as a backup
1. Guy- Hey I like you

Hoe- Same I’m not sure how our relationship would workout tho so I’m not friend zoning you but I’m friend postponing Our relationship.

Friend postponed- When some bitch says she is going to think about Dating u because she Is a hoe and doesn’t want to friendzone you cuz she still likes some other guy but isn't sure how that will work out so she wants you as a backup
by Minor October 13, 2019
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Wecare Pestcontrol

The best Pest control Services in Hyderabad and nearby satellite towns, apparently they offer cost effective and reliable services for pest controls both industrial & domestic purposes
Guy1: "Man I got crazy rats in my storeroom"
Cool Guy: "You need Wecare Pestcontrol"
Guy1: "What's that?"
Cool Guy: "The right solution for your rat problem bro!, Wecare Pestcontrol the best in town bro!"
by peppatree November 30, 2021
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