angus porter

An Angus porter is a person who carries people called Angus who are too lazy to do any work.

Jim: The Angus Porter.
Bob: That's not a sentence.
Dave: Yes it is.

by Pôq ugôͶa June 18, 2018

Kalan Porter

HOTTEST guy ever!! BEST VOICE,..HOTTEST CUTEST ADORABLEST SEXIEST GUY EVER!!

DAMN, THATS one SEXY GUY!!!!!!!

by Sara March 25, 2005

miss porter's

Miss Porter's School is a boarding school for girls smack dab in farmington connecticut. One is apt to find lesbians, preps and alchoholics alike in this "educational" haven. The typical porter's girl is most likely to be found with a drink in one hand, a penis in the other and the collar popped (duh)

dude that porters girl is HOT

-aof boy

by danio April 3, 2005

Jody Porter

The badass lead guitarist for the American Alternative/power pop band Fountains of Wayne, or at least he used to be.

Hey man did you hear Jody Porter?
No!

by Aucesign March 11, 2019

Adam porter

Does nothing but play Lego among us Pokemon go reddit

You are such an Adam Porter

by Ur mum is in my bum November 2, 2020

Pull a Porter

Taking a work day off on a Monday, or any other day last minute, to enjoy a Porter.

If Blake decides to Pull a Porter again, we won't have standup today.

by sesamechicken0 April 12, 2021

cambel porter

a person who who gets all the men and treats women with respect and kindness and is very good at fortnite

you: yo bro
friend: yeah?
you: did you see cambel porter pulled another dude!
friend: are you surprised?

by the superdude that drinks coke November 9, 2022