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Porridge Wogs

A true term used for scottish people.
According to Nick's grandma.
' the problem with Scotland is, its full of bloody Porridge Wogs.'
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Porridge Wog

Porridge Wog is a nickname for a Scotsman.
There are many traditional stories around about the tight fisted nature of Porridge Wogs however I have never met one that is over 5 feet 6 tall who is anything other than generous to a fault. However, I have yet to meet one under 5 feet 6 tall who would buy a drink for anyone. This strange breed of Dwarf Porridge Wog has an amazing sense of balance due to the possession of a chip on each shoulder. Usually GWAR.

Whilst the common or garden full size Porridge Wog is an open minded life and soul of the party the Dwarf Porridge Wog never tires of telling you how great Scotchland is yet he never has the decency to bugger off back there and leave us all in peace.
by Daw the Gnaw July 15, 2011
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plate of porridge

The aftermath of an extensive sodomy session when the anus becomes so loose it's like having sex with a bowl of porridge.
Ah, ah I'm a plate of porridge
by johnnylongprong January 16, 2011
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Porridge guzzler

Cameron was caught swallowing a queer team members spunk!! What a Porridge guzzler!!!
by Scotte so fucking hotte September 25, 2023
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Weiner porridge

A man made porridge. Can sometimes be lumpy. Not very sweet.
Tash has weiner porridge on her face
by Funkyfairy27 April 18, 2017
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morning porridge

The act of giving oral sex to a woman after a long session of vaginal intercourse, so that you get a mouthful of delicious oaty goodness.
"Man, you've got something on your collar there."

"Oh, sorry, I must have spilled some of my morning porridge"

"Oh dude, Nice

*high five*
by EmotionalSpork December 7, 2017
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love porridge

Bill dripped love porridge on Monica's dress, leaving a stain of global proportions.
Hot love {porridge }
by NWA10000 April 20, 2014
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