by Benjamin (KEEP IT POSITIVE) May 17, 2006
Get the Porridge Wogsmug. There are many traditional stories around about the tight fisted nature of Porridge Wogs however I have never met one that is over 5 feet 6 tall who is anything other than generous to a fault. However, I have yet to meet one under 5 feet 6 tall who would buy a drink for anyone. This strange breed of Dwarf Porridge Wog has an amazing sense of balance due to the possession of a chip on each shoulder. Usually GWAR.
Whilst the common or garden full size Porridge Wog is an open minded life and soul of the party the Dwarf Porridge Wog never tires of telling you how great Scotchland is yet he never has the decency to bugger off back there and leave us all in peace.
Whilst the common or garden full size Porridge Wog is an open minded life and soul of the party the Dwarf Porridge Wog never tires of telling you how great Scotchland is yet he never has the decency to bugger off back there and leave us all in peace.
by Daw the Gnaw July 15, 2011
Get the Porridge Wogmug. The aftermath of an extensive sodomy session when the anus becomes so loose it's like having sex with a bowl of porridge.
by johnnylongprong January 16, 2011
Get the plate of porridgemug. This is when your mouth carries on talking and your brain stops hi kings and shot just keeps falling out , porridge orrisge
by K30xty September 12, 2017
Get the porridge orridgemug. A euphemism for masturbation
C: What were you up to last night when I texted you?
J: Well, I was randy, so I was whipping the porridge.
J: Well, I was randy, so I was whipping the porridge.
by The Admiral is what I call my March 3, 2016
Get the Whipping the porridgemug. Bill dripped love porridge on Monica's dress, leaving a stain of global proportions.
Hot love {porridge }
Hot love {porridge }
by NWA10000 April 20, 2014
Get the love porridgemug. Man I was at this party the other night and was busting to piss but someone had left a fresh bowl of Dutchman's porridge in there so I just pee'd in the corner and left
by Benza August 2, 2019
Get the Dutchman's Porridgemug.