"Dude, I totally took Suzie home and tried to give her a porcupine raspberry but I could only get it in a half inch!"
by ergyu May 15, 2008
by Franderson March 19, 2017
While engaging in sexual activity with a woman, pull out your cock and slide your fist into her pussy. After sliding the fist in open all five fingers and thrust your hand up and down as fast as possible creating a porcupine-like atomosphere.
by Annadale's finest April 23, 2005
when you are eating a girl out, then you stop grab a piece of artificial turf shove it up her vagina, then fuck her with a 9 iron
by dumpymchatfuck April 28, 2011
When the sensation of needing to take a dump causes the hair on your arms to stiffen and stand up, resembling a porcupine.
by Mr. Lloyd Christmas September 28, 2013
when a male homo-sapian rubs his sexual organ (the disco stick) causing seminal fluids to flow through his semenal vessels which leaves him ejaculating all over his dreadlock-like pubic hair and dosn't "clean up his mess" the semen then hardens to form a frosty and flaky-like coating over his pubic hair and creating what is known as a crusty porcupine.
joseph was watching darius his partner bend over in a too-too and then joe jerked off causing him to cum, he then fell asleep and the next morning he woke up to an early christmas suprise; the crusty porcupine.
by creepy grandad from sector E April 14, 2011
when a girl after she is done sucking your dick spits your cum back into your pubes and spikes it up making you into a spiky porcupine
by rico suave and ted calfelz November 22, 2009