pootastrophe

poo·tas·tro·phe   poo-tas-truh-fee
noun
1.
a sudden and widespread disaster usually involving fecal matter: the pootastrophe of war.
2.
any misfortune, mishap, or failure; fiasco: The play was so poor our whole evening was a complete pootastrophe.
3.
a final event or conclusion, usually an unfortunate one; a disastrous end: the great 1831 pootastrophe of the Old South at Appomattox.

You: "Oh man...if I eat this entire bag of Sour Patch Kids...I'm gonna have a pootastrophe!"

Your Friend: "Then DON'T eat them all! You JACKWAGON!"

by UNCoNeCTD October 21, 2012

poopstick

A slang term which is another way of saying 'plunger.'

"Hey Stewie, get me the poopstick!"

by Señor_Pablo67 November 29, 2016

Patastic panda

The greatest streamer ever

Have you seen patastic panda new stream

by General kenobi69 December 29, 2020

pootaiting

Waiting for someone to do a poo in a public toilet

I’m just pootaiting for Johnny before we can go to the beach.

by Ruben Bombay April 14, 2022

Footastic

Natural high felt when rockin’ out to the Foo Fighters, seeing them live, and, if you are lucky, getting to meet/pic with the band.

I can’t believe I watched the Foo Fighter show from the best seats in the house and got to hang with some of the band! It was an epically Footastic time!

by Jenny Cool September 27, 2023

Pooterstick

A long tube with a bubble at the end. Typically used to smoke Meth out of. Slang term used mostly by freebaser in the north western area of the united states.

I got some sick shards of meth to freebase and want to know if you got a pooterstick.

by Wee Perras May 17, 2009

Poolstick

When you take a dump and your poop is so long that it brushes up against your balls as it falls into the toilet. Named for it's uncanny likeness to the length and color of a poolstick and the fact that it's smacking some balls.

Bro: Dude I took a 5 pound dump this morning
Bro2: That's nothing, last week I pushed out a poolstick so massive, it looked like someone took a brown sharpie to my ball sack

by prozaq June 7, 2019