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Poolstick 

When you take a dump and your poop is so long that it brushes up against your balls as it falls into the toilet. Named for it's uncanny likeness to the length and color of a poolstick and the fact that it's smacking some balls.
Bro: Dude I took a 5 pound dump this morning
Bro2: That's nothing, last week I pushed out a poolstick so massive, it looked like someone took a brown sharpie to my ball sack
Poolstick by prozaq June 7, 2019
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Chalking the Poolstick 

When one individual is having sexual intercourse with another individual who is under the height of 5'.

And that the individual lifts the short individual onto the erect penis. It is called, chalking the pool-stick.
I was fucking this short girl last night, you could say I was chalking the poolstick.
Incorporates any manner of severe, debilitating intestinal distress, usually with sudden onset. Whether solid or liquid, buttery soft-serve, or granola-style niblets, "Poopsick" refers to the inability to function normally due to the body's need to rapidly jettison ballast at all costs. Results in abandoning any previously decided courses of action.
"Nope, he got poopsick after dinner and didn't feel like making travel plans."
Poopsick by andrewbw October 16, 2008

Poohsticks 

a game in which two or more participants each drop a stick simultaneously into a running body of water on the upsteam side of a bridge; the winner is the person who's stick first appears on the other side (or alternately, crosses the pre-established finish line first). The game was first documented in 'The House at Pooh Corner' by A. A. Milne.
For Spencer's birthday, we're going to find a bridge and play Poohsticks!

poostack 

1. The act of taking consecutive shits in the same toilet without flushing. This also occurs when onsecutive hot piles are dropped in any location other than a toilet, and it is most commonly found in an outhouse at a chili cook-off.

2. Also a nickname for a short stack of chocolate chip pancakes at IHOP.
The couple was disappointed that their poostack count lowered when they moved into an apartment with two bathrooms.
poostack by wordman55 August 26, 2012

poostink 

The vile stench of shit, as described by young children.
There was poostink in the car for weeks.
poostink by Dr Bunnygirl March 7, 2020

potsticker

a potsticker is when your balls fuse with your thighs via sweat. DAMN those sweaty balls!
theres no greater feeling in the world then peeling off a potsticker from your thigh.
potsticker by K_wtf October 8, 2006