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Poopdick

Your cock after anal sex w/ male/female. Usually covered in stuff.
Alan- I just got back from my girlfriend's.
Matt- I bet you have poopdick then.
by McPoopdic34 February 28, 2009
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Sloppy Poopy Dick

When you just fucked somebody in the anus and when you pull out you gots poo all over your dick! Pretty self explainitory!
Kyle has a sloppy poop dick from doing richard in the anusleaving him with a soggy anus (please refer to soggy anus for further explanation)
by CookiePuss January 5, 2005
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Poopstick

A stick with a fairly large poop on it; often eaten on holidays. It tastes like Chicken when fried.
Mom, can I have a Poopstick for dinner tonight?!
by yerrrrrrrrpd00d November 6, 2009
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Poopdick

1. After having anal sex having ones dick covered in poop

2. A male who has anal sex with more than 10 people

3. A person (usually male) who 'shits' on everything
(for #1) "Dude I was fuckin Ashley in the ass and when I pulled my dick was covered in shit"

(for #2) "Dude Kyle just fucked another bitch in the ass that puts him at 11"

(for #3) "Dude nick daniels is such a poopdick, whenever were somewhere, he just makes everything so much worse, he just shits on everything"
by lcn2009 May 3, 2009
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Poopdick

description of , or the act of defecating ones pants whilst in the seated position so horrifically that its forced to travel up the front of ones pants and entomb their reproductive organs with fectal matter.
Keith : "Yo, I think Chris is way too fucked up."
Eric : "Without a doubt, but whats the smell?"
Keith : "I think its coming from Chris"
Eric : "Jesus Christ, NO!...he's poopdicked."
by Hexus525 December 30, 2007
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poopdicker

A fag who's always putting his dick in other people's shit.
George W. is a big giant poopdicker.
by Guy who's not a poopdicker September 24, 2005
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poopdick hardon

When you're doin a girl in the butt and you pull out and it has poop on it and you still have a hardon...
I was bangin Jess in the butt last night and I pulled out to slam back in and I had a Fuckin Poopdick Hardon!!!
by EvilGenius420 December 10, 2013
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