pants porpoise

human penis; so called for the in and out action during coitus, supposedly like the breaching and plunging of a dolphin

"Dude. Vera will be swimming with the pants porpoise tonight, bro!"
"Dude! Really?"
"Yup. She's finally giving up that poonanny, dude."
"Right on, dude."

by C.C. Black February 6, 2008

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Shit Pants

One who is farting and doing a great job of stinking out the entire area he occupies.

Hey, Shit Pants, go take a crap before your kill us all.

by construction guy July 17, 2009

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Pants Banana

Pants Banana refers to when a man has an erection that can be seen that can be seen through his jeans and resembles a banana in his pants.

"Watch out bro, somebody might see your Pants Banana>"

by Jack PB November 11, 2018

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In the film industry on low budget films, Monkey Points means that the talent (the actor, ...) receives a percentage of net profits instead of gross profits. Eddie Murphy coined the derogatory term because film industry accounting never shows a net profit and talent should always insist on points on gross profit, not net profit.

Eddie Murphy turned down the part saying he'd never be fool enough to take Monkey Points!

by CrazyManNo9B December 9, 2010

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soft pants

Soft pants is an alternative term for sweat pants. It is especially apt for when the business of the day is concluded and you take off your hard pants to switch to soft pants. Soft and billowy, they are built for chilling and lounging. Often they are a hoodie-type fabric with an elasticized or drawstring waist-band.

"I'm just putting on my soft pants. What are you doing?"
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by pathforger September 11, 2016

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