Baby Poker

An unusually long penis capable of poking a baby within a pregnant woman's uterus during intercourse.

Mary ran out of the bedroom screaming as she saw John's baby poker. When confronted, she confessed she herd the baby giggle within her as John's baby poker rocked both of their boats.

by Codehtehsilent August 15, 2011

Poker God

The God of Poker. Poker God never loses. Poker God always knows the right time to fold. Poker God always calls the all-in bluff. Poker God always gets the card he needs on the river. Even when Poker God has no hope of winning, he shall invoke divine intervention in the form of an invalid card. Poker God has the power to scare people into not calling his bluffs.

Poker God Facts

Some people fold preflop. When you play the Poker God you fold pre deal. He just takes the blinds.

No one raises Poker God unless he lets you.
Poker God once won the world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, a green number 4 from Uno, and a Monopoly 'get out of jail free' card.

I had the Poker God eliminated with a nut flush against the two pair, however, the divine intervention of the Poker God was invoked and a Walgreens card came up, thus nullifying the hand and fucking me over for the rest of the game.

by columbusdiscoveredgold July 14, 2011

Poberciter

Based off of a rough mispronunciation of the term "pobre cito" of the Spanish language, it has two definitions roughly comparable to the Spanish definition.

1-An expression of sadness or dismay
2-A situation that is sad in a funny sort of way

Poberciter is pronounced poh-bur-see-tur

Guy 1: The repo man is at our door and wants the new tv? Poberciter!

Guy 2: Your new big screen was taken away? That's a poberciter if i've ever seen one.

by Stud Beast II November 3, 2007

Poker mood

Like a poker face, but characterizes the inner desire to play poker. When we play poker, we must have a poker face that opponents do not read our cards, and when we want to play we have Poker mood. We can start to play without poker face, but we must have Poker mood, because it affects our game more than we think. Taken from the site PokerAgency.Ru

I have a poker mood

by GGuncha June 21, 2014

Angry pomeranian

A angry pomeranian is known as Katsuki Bakugo, boom boom boi, dynamite, lord explosion murder, and daddy.

Person A: Dude I'm inlove with an angry pomeranian.

Person B: oh you mean katsuki Bakugo

Person A: yes

by ikinyoonbum December 27, 2020

Pokerpink

To pork a young lady in her flange.

John: "What are you doing tonight?"

Andrew: "I'm going to pokerpink!"

by The "Jor" Don April 26, 2010

Pomerenke

When you receive oral sex while farting in a shower.

Brandon Pomerenked her after the party.

by Rambone91 November 28, 2016